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BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Venator » Thu May 21, 2009 2:28 am

It seems the someone has unleash the dreaded zombie horde.

They want our brains.

They have mine.

The Rules.

1. If you are infected. Post here to show off your Brainy/Zombie Avatar.

2. Shamble over to the rest of the forum.

3. Moan your way into a conversation with your chosen target.

4. When they get close enough to talk to you (you may need some aftershave/perfume to cover the smell of decomposing flesh) its time to strike.

5. Infect target and eat their BRRRAAAIIINNNN.

6. Groan Victoriously.

7. One target at a time, those BBRRRAAAIIINNSS are full of cholesterol.



UUURGGG....BRAINS....Mmmmm.


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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu May 21, 2009 3:11 am

BRAAAAAIIINNNNSSSS!

*Munch munch munch*

Tasty brains...
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby black bart » Thu May 21, 2009 4:59 am

Luverlee Brains on me hook!
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu May 21, 2009 5:05 am

I seem to be struggling with the whole Brains concept, I'm afraid...
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu May 21, 2009 8:35 am

The Boston Police will twitter an announcement of any Zombie attack on a policeman.

http://consumerist.com/5263448/boston-police-department-we-will-let-you-know-when-the-zombies-come

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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby black bart » Thu May 21, 2009 9:13 am

Arrrgh I tried to eat Ubi Dubius's brains but they be made o metal...there go me Zombie teeth! :furious:
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu May 21, 2009 9:23 am

black bart wrote:Arrrgh I tried to eat Ubi Dubius's brains but they be made o metal...there go me Zombie teeth! :furious:


AND, you're in violation of my restraining order. I'll see you in court!
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu May 21, 2009 9:26 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:AND, you're in violation of my restraining order. I'll see you in court!
Lucky old Bart! Courts are full of lawyer's brains, which are lovely and fresh since they've hardly been used.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu May 21, 2009 5:49 pm

awwww wanna brane !

ware i gedda brane !

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby daftbeaker » Thu May 21, 2009 6:15 pm

Ye notty. Ye ban.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby FaithfulPirate42 » Thu May 21, 2009 6:32 pm

I started a trend! Yay! Well, I'm off to the mall to get me some nice, fresh, unused teenage brains. Plus, they season their own brains for me, with herbs and caffeine and such.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby TwistedSister » Thu May 21, 2009 6:41 pm

You are gonna die if you touch those teenage brains.
Just say no to teenage brains. Go after ET.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu May 21, 2009 8:32 pm

TwistedSister wrote:You are gonna die if you touch those teenage brains.
Just say no to teenage brains. Go after ET.

Too late.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri May 22, 2009 12:07 am

Yarrrgh! Ye an yer BRAIIIIIINZ maykes me proud!

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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri May 22, 2009 12:59 am

*shambles around*

woooordddss... harrdd.....

*groan
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