Pirate Double Entendres

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Do ye enjoy a good double entendre?

Does it come with fries, coke and a happy toy?
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I can't even master a good single entendre. Bum, bottom...
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Aye matey, but Oi be too busy chasin' my pussy
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Yarrr, of course ye silly git, but how many cannon puns do we 'ave to tell?
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Total votes : 34

Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Thu May 07, 2009 12:21 pm

Aaarrgh it be luverlee pink one Dave.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 08, 2009 12:04 am

black bart wrote:Aaarrgh it be luverlee pink one Dave.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby bacon on Fri May 08, 2009 9:58 pm

oi guess that be wut ye call a grower

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Wed May 13, 2009 2:08 am

YArrrrr...

I loves this one

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 14, 2009 2:13 am

Yarr, oi certanlee woudnae wanna span his dex, iffen ye noe whut oi means.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 15, 2009 12:54 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Yarr, oi certanlee woudnae wanna span his dex, iffen ye noe whut oi means.


Yarrr, 'is poop decks probully be fearsum two!
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 15, 2009 5:24 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Yarr, oi certanlee woudnae wanna span his dex, iffen ye noe whut oi means.


Yarrr, 'is poop decks probully be fearsum two!
Yarr! That haint a bilge oi'd loik ta scrub!
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri May 15, 2009 7:08 pm

Ee'll nivver 'ave ter wherry bout losin 'is ballast tho...
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("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Treecosys on Sat May 16, 2009 3:46 pm

Aye, At least he canna say his clothes dasn't fit snugly o'er his midriff! :)
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:53 am

YArrghhhh!

Standin' near this tree could get ye in a spot of bother!

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:45 am

How does he keep the squirrels orf his nuts though?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:00 am

I hears that he gives 'em a good 'ard whack wiv a big stick.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:01 am

'E likes that, does our Dave... a good whacking off...
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:51 am

Yarrrrr...

Bein' a squirrel in that tree could be hazardous!
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DavidH on Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:21 pm

Arr, ye cud give yerself a nasty prick.
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