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Pirate Double Entendres
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by black bart on Thu May 07, 2009 12:21 pm
Aaarrgh it be luverlee pink one Dave.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 08, 2009 12:04 am
Noice'n, Bartie boye.black bart wrote:Aaarrgh it be luverlee pink one Dave.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by bacon on Fri May 08, 2009 9:58 pm
oi guess that be wut ye call a grower
(bad bad bad)
(slapping self)
(bad bad bad)
(slapping self)
Get your bake on.
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SUPER EXTRA CRISPY
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 14, 2009 2:13 am
Yarr, oi certanlee woudnae wanna span his dex, iffen ye noe whut oi means.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by pieces o'nine on Fri May 15, 2009 12:54 am
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Yarr, oi certanlee woudnae wanna span his dex, iffen ye noe whut oi means.
Yarrr, 'is poop decks probully be fearsum two!
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 15, 2009 5:24 pm
Yarr! That haint a bilge oi'd loik ta scrub!pieces o'nine wrote:Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Yarr, oi certanlee woudnae wanna span his dex, iffen ye noe whut oi means.
Yarrr, 'is poop decks probully be fearsum two!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri May 15, 2009 7:08 pm
Ee'll nivver 'ave ter wherry bout losin 'is ballast tho...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by Treecosys on Sat May 16, 2009 3:46 pm
Aye, At least he canna say his clothes dasn't fit snugly o'er his midriff! :)
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by DaveL on Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:53 am
YArrghhhh!
Standin' near this tree could get ye in a spot of bother!
Standin' near this tree could get ye in a spot of bother!
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by black bart on Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:45 am
How does he keep the squirrels orf his nuts though?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by The Black Spot on Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:00 am
I hears that he gives 'em a good 'ard whack wiv a big stick.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by Roy Hunter on Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:01 am
'E likes that, does our Dave... a good whacking off...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by DaveL on Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:51 am
Yarrrrr...
Bein' a squirrel in that tree could be hazardous!
Bein' a squirrel in that tree could be hazardous!
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres
by DavidH on Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:21 pm
Arr, ye cud give yerself a nasty prick.
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