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Holy land?

Postby jeffrey666 on Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:03 am

There seem to be lot's of pirates in Somalia. Does this mean this is our holy land? Perhaps We can all go on a pilgrimage there...
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Re: Holy land?

Postby Cardinal Fang on Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:07 am

I've always thought the Federated States of Micronesia would always be a good "holy land" - they have the right initials and it's hot and sunny there.

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Re: Holy land?

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:11 am

Our holy land is Las Vegas - they have beer, volcanoes, and strippers already. There's even a Pirate ship. FSM Heaven on Earth.
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Re: Holy land?

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:19 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:Our holy land is Las Vegas - they have beer, volcanoes, and strippers already. There's even a Pirate ship. FSM Heaven on Earth.
Are you sure Las Vegas is not FSM hell? The beer is flat, the strippers have STDs, and you get hangovers.
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Re: Holy land?

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:32 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:Our holy land is Las Vegas - they have beer, volcanoes, and strippers already. There's even a Pirate ship. FSM Heaven on Earth.
Are you sure Las Vegas is not FSM hell? The beer is flat, the strippers have STDs, and you get hangovers.


Hmmmm. You might be correct. Further research is needed! I must apply for a grant.
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Re: Holy land?

Postby Cardinal Fang on Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:36 am

I'm fairly sure Bobby H (PBUH) said that Vegas was hell.

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Re: Holy land?

Postby The Ra Man on Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:58 pm

What about Tortuga? It used to be the capital of piracy. We must reclaim it!
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