Pirate Double Entendres

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Do ye enjoy a good double entendre?

Does it come with fries, coke and a happy toy?
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I can't even master a good single entendre. Bum, bottom...
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Aye matey, but Oi be too busy chasin' my pussy
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Yarrr, of course ye silly git, but how many cannon puns do we 'ave to tell?
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Total votes : 34

Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:44 pm

TwistedSister wrote: I also love you melons!!!

No, no, TS. Boys say that to girls, not girls to boys.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:27 pm

YArrrrr...

Oi hope she doesn't get confused and put the wrong set through the checkout.

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:44 pm

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby bacon on Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 am

TwistedSister wrote:Bacon, first of all , love your new look, us kitties have got to stick together. I also love you melons!!!


Thank you! Oi agree 'bout da kittahs



Me melons aaarrr rather large 'n' firm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
TwistedSister wrote: I also love you melons!!!

No, no, TS. Boys say that to girls, not girls to boys.


Can a goirl say dat to a goirl?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:28 am

See, I was right about the melons! :tongue:
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:32 am

Arrr I saw some luverlee melons in Portsmouth Market thee uvver day...hang on that weren't nuffin ta do wiv fruit though! :lech:
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:25 pm

bacon wrote:
TwistedSister wrote:Bacon, first of all , love your new look, us kitties have got to stick together. I also love you melons!!!


Thank you! Oi agree 'bout da kittahs



Me melons aaarrr rather large 'n' firm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
TwistedSister wrote: I also love you melons!!!

No, no, TS. Boys say that to girls, not girls to boys.


Can a goirl say dat to a goirl?

Mye mastook. Ornj cats is sposta be boyz mosta toime. Sorye.
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("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:03 pm

It's o.k. ET we take into consideration you are turtle that hangs out in outhouses. :lol:
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:07 am

Now that be class. Oi hangs out inna bottom o' the outhouses.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby bacon on Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:54 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Mye mastook. Ornj cats is sposta be boyz mosta toime. Sorye.


Aye - it be hard to tell if bacon be a goil or a bois name ta be sure. I not be takin' offense. The melons be hard ta mistake though.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:51 am

YArrrrr....

This one is scarin the fruit salad. Put it away ye filthy git!!

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby bacon on Sun May 03, 2009 9:44 pm

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Wed May 06, 2009 5:46 am

Yarrgh that looks loik a scene from thee Admiral Benbow wots been acted out wiv fruit...a bit loik thee Muppet Treasure Island.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Wed May 06, 2009 6:22 am

Mind how ye slice this potato will ye...

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 07, 2009 12:38 am

Wikipedia wrote:Potato tubers are the development of enlarged stolons thickened into storage organs, they are specialized swollen stems.

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