Pirate Double Entendres

[black bart]

Arrr 2 play...but onlee fer turtles:

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

wot be da happy toys?

[DaveL]

Yarrrrr...

Oi hears that Detective T's ole uncle is quite an amorous fellow. Ye best be careful what ye leave on the ground. Or it might become the 'object' of his affection.

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Troo, Dave melad, troo. Oi lef a pare o' me sox on th deck, an' arter 'is nunkle uz throo withem, Oi 'ad t' pay three doubloons t' nef yoo t' gettim t' scrape em off'n th deck an pitch em over th side. Nun o th reglar kroo ud go near em.

[black bart]

Arrr I be goin ta photoshop DTH onto that photo o the boot in an huncompromisin position unless he tells me der whereabouts o Cronan's Treasure.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Doo whut ye will, ye shant git Cronan's booty fromme I.

[black bart]

Doo whut ye will, ye shant git Cronan's booty fromme I.

Ha harr...so it be troo...ye's found Cronan's Tressur o Belgian Ale an Beer Vouchers stuffed in an Old Nick bottle (probably two Old Nick bottles by now) .

[DaveL]

YArrrrr....stuff it!

As this thread is about to die a natural death, I suggest we revive it by resorting to the lowest common denominator known to man...Saucy Fruit & Vegetable pics.



Live long and prosper PDE thread!

[black bart]

Arr lucky ye said that dave, I wuz jus about ta put these in der stew:

[DaveL]

Indeed Barty,

Would you like some Zucchini's (or is that Constable Timmin's truncheon) in that stew?

[pieces o'nine]

Blynde me, ware be PG? Seems dis thread be *mayde* fer 'im, loike.

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

C'mon PG - we know ye want some tomato and bannana action!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Blynde me, ware be PG? Seems dis thread be *mayde* fer 'im, loike.

AUNTY MILDRED!

*Covers face*

Those oldies be crayzee, oi jus' dun knowe whut ta do wif 'em.

[bacon]

[TwistedSister]

Bacon, first of all , love your new look, us kitties have got to stick together. I also love you melons!!!