The Devil made me do it!

[ken worley]

, One guy came into the barrack blind drunk, and when he went to the john we picked up his bed and took off with it, hid it in the shower. He came back and just wandered around where it was supposed to be mumbling "I don't understand" in this thick Egyptian accent he had. Good times.

You can do the same thing in county jail.

You can get a guy who's been up a while, gets arrested, and passes out in the "tent city"..(this in inphoenix.).Or summer camps everywhere.

Then begin to spin his head, for a day or so, and put a guy on the top bunk of similar height/build, who's about to be released.


Brainwash the guy until he is convinced he's being "switched".

Then, the night before the acomplice's release, you can unstack the bunks, then restack so the mark, formerly on bottom, is now on top.

Tell the poor slob that the released guy got out using HIS ID.(and face and body)

The 'mirrors' in jail are just polished stainless steel, much abused by inmates.
It is impossible to distinguish betwen yourself and someone of same shape/size/haircolor.

It's a pretty mean trick, but so funny to six-year-olds and other retards.


Here's a funny one I personally did.

I was on my way home LATE one night/early morning, on a "Loop" freeway of recent construction.

Bright as a baseball field on a game night, new, shiny-rubberized asphalt, for silent tire-passage...A monument to "safe" yuppy living.

I saw, out of te corner of my eye, a Lexus slowly pull up alongside on my right(passenger) side , both of our cars doing about 70MPH.

As it pulled level, I saw that thge driver was a black man, in a white dress shirt and loosened tie.
As we made eye contact, I affected a theatrically (though subtly) scared expression, and turned eyes back forward.
Then I leaned over, and smartly snapped the lock on the passenger door down.
Then I let my neck and shoulders relax slightly, eyes still pointedly facing forward.

[black bart]

I was on my way home LATE one night/early morning, on a "Loop" freeway of recent construction.

Bright as a baseball field on a game night, new, shiny-rubberized asphalt, for silent tire-passage...A monument to "safe" yuppy living.

That's going in my collection of really interesting road surfaces of the world, Section 5 USA, Subsection 2 (Roads without potholes) Number 43.

Please supply a photograph if available.

My favourite road surface so far is this section from a road in Basildon, Essex. Note the position of the drain on the left hand side:

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Here's a road for you, Bart. This is the Whitecap Brook Road about two years ago. Had a little bit of a water problem.

[black bart]

That's a magnificent piece of road...needs a spot of resurfacing but definitely one for the collection. Thank you.

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Here's another one. I took this picture right after driving across this bridge. Probably still OK to use.

[black bart]

Now that is a gem. For some reason it reminds of the film 'The Wages of Fear' but on a much smaller scale.

[pieces o'nine]

And now, for something completely different.
Here's a road of sorts across part of a lake I used to live very near.


STOP!



GO!

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Dat luks loik ther road Uncle Farty yoosed ter send me owt ter play onn...

rrrrrrr

[black bart]

This is fantastic. I bet my 'Unusual Roads' book out sells Ken Worley's Footprint book.

This one inspired the Beatles:

[Scott the Pirate]

To return to practical jokes for a sec...

For my revenge i saved all of the packing peanuts from the banks i was cleaning and filled his entire car with them through the sun roof! Then i had a female friend who did the best "old lady" impression i'd ever heard call the police and say "There's a car filled with plastic peanuts over in the K-mart parking lot. If the owner opens the door there's going to be a mess!". They actually said "Thank you, ma'am". And sent a squad over. They found him at work and said "If you open the doors we'll have to ticket you for littering"! They helped him get it into neutral and push it over to a gas station so he could suck the stuff out through the sun roof with the big vacuums!

[PKMKII]

This story isn't so much bad, but the person involved did look at me like I was the devil over it.

Some friends and I were hanging out on a famous, much-trafficked street, and one of those Jesus Freaks walks by, lugging around a giant wooden cross (y'know, re-enacting Jesus' final steps, yadda yadda yadda). He makes eye contact, I give a slight nod, and he gets this look on his face like he might have an opening to proselytize. Instead I said to him, "You know, Home Depot delivers."

[Rainswept]

I heard a story from this girl a couple days ago, we were talking practical jokes, and she said that as a kid she pulled the gag where you put saran-wrap over the toilet, but then later she'd forgotten what she'd done and was the victim of her own stunt.

[Wawizzle]

I heard a story from this girl a couple days ago, we were talking practical jokes, and she said that as a kid she pulled the gag where you put saran-wrap over the toilet, but then later she'd forgotten what she'd done and was the victim of her own stunt.

I read stuff like that a lot on fmylife.com (which is now blocked by my school county's internet filter ). Hilarious.

[S'presso]

I am planning... I have started by leaving a seemingly fake message on a girl's birthday poster thing stuck to her locker. It simply reads "I LOVE YOU XOXO -Your secret lover."
Of course, it obviously sounds fake, but..
After a certain waiting period (and careful observation to find her locker again) A series of anonymous rambling notes will follow, all signed the same way. Probably rambling about the apocalypse, oranges, and so on and so forth, warning her about the aliens and such...
And so the waiting begins.

Oh, this is also the girl that is stalking one of my best friends. I'd say she's fair game...

[daftbeaker]

Is not evil enough? Sounds like a good plan by the way.

How about ? That looks pretty evil (and quite spammy)