Rainswept wrote:, One guy came into the barrack blind drunk, and when he went to the john we picked up his bed and took off with it, hid it in the shower. He came back and just wandered around where it was supposed to be mumbling "I don't understand" in this thick Egyptian accent he had. Good times.
You can do the same thing in county jail.
You can get a guy who's been up a while, gets arrested, and passes out in the "tent city"..(this in inphoenix.).Or summer camps everywhere.
Then begin to spin his head, for a day or so, and put a guy on the top bunk of similar height/build, who's about to be released.
Brainwash the guy until he is convinced he's being "switched".
Then, the night before the acomplice's release, you can unstack the bunks, then restack so the mark, formerly on bottom, is now on top.
Tell the poor slob that the released guy got out using HIS ID.(and face and body)
The 'mirrors' in jail are just polished stainless steel, much abused by inmates.
It is impossible to distinguish betwen yourself and someone of same shape/size/haircolor.
It's a pretty mean trick, but so funny to six-year-olds and other retards.
Here's a funny one I personally did.
I was on my way home LATE one night/early morning, on a "Loop" freeway of recent construction.
Bright as a baseball field on a game night, new, shiny-rubberized asphalt, for silent tire-passage...A monument to "safe" yuppy living.
I saw, out of te corner of my eye, a Lexus slowly pull up alongside on my right(passenger) side , both of our cars doing about 70MPH.
As it pulled level, I saw that thge driver was a black man, in a white dress shirt and loosened tie.
As we made eye contact, I affected a theatrically (though subtly) scared expression, and turned eyes back forward.
Then I leaned over, and smartly snapped the lock on the passenger door down.
Then I let my neck and shoulders relax slightly, eyes still pointedly facing forward.