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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:55 pm

temp Mom Twisty Puss, who was lying on the floor with an empty box of wine close at hand, Nef Yoo pulling at her hand crying out to his shipmates...........
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:16 pm

"Tyme ta make Twisty Puss stagger da plank!" NefYooBB dwu hid cutlass and poked Twisted Sister in da . . .
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:30 am

...nick of time - she had just started moaning "Ooohh Scott! Ooohh Scott! You've been a naughty dog! Bad dog! Bad dog!", and it was getting embarrassing - and TMTS woke with a hiss and leapt onto NYBB's hat, back arched and claws extended.

"Tempy Mumy Titsy Pus!" said NYBB, "Ye gunna wok de plunc!". On hearing this...
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Postby TwistedSister on Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:56 am

Temp Mom Twisty Puss races down Nef Yoo's leg, rips off his dirty diaper and tosses it onto Roy, who falls back into....
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Postby Ubi Dubius on Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:43 pm

. . . his old habits, upsetting several nuns . . .
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:21 am

[off_topic]When did this turn into the epic role-playing game thread? I thought it was a story about Nef Yoo?[/off_topic]
..with his falsetto rendition of 'High on a hill lived a lonely goatherd'. Nef Yoo attempted to stuff Twisty Puss into a sack, but unfortunately...
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Postby anthrobabe on Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:53 pm

at this point
Saucy Gert steps onto the deck, puts her hands on her hips and demands;

"Dis here so called Nef Yoo Black Beard oiv been 'earin aboot had best show 'imself hat onse!"
"Nef Yoo- ye bes be at tha Benbow by sundown iffin ye knowz whotz gud fer ye. "

With one last squint eyed look around at the filthy, starveling lot -the so called deck hands- Saucy Gert climbs down the gangway and saunters off to see who's been clapped in the stocks today.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:20 am

...But der wuz nobody in thee stocks as a result o thee Credit Crunch...thee lack o Cronans in circulashun, said Portsmouth Councilor Darling is a direct result of...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:58 am

... NefyooBB pillyjin ther stuff an now ...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:45 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:... NefyooBB pillyjin ther stuff an now ...


(ARSE! :furious: Just when ye be hopin somewun hinteligent will reply ta yer post!!!!

Oh well...)

Now...now and then Nef Yoo BB got thee urge to...
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Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:26 am

. . . reply to Black Bart's posts, causing :furious:, :shocked: and :nefyoobash:.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:36 am

But verily it weren't none of Uncle Farty's business cos verily and sooth and lo, dis wuz ye Dread Nef Yoo Blackbeard's story an lo it unfolded in the next bit that Jus when it looked loik Nef Yoo wuz goin ta get a thrashin from Auntie Anthrobabe, one o thee crew pointed at Nef Yoo's bottom and said...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:51 am

I may be his temp Mum, but I ain't going to clean up that..............
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:03 pm

et be hookay fur now i sayd
i dont smell enyfing tinky i sayd
rrrrrrr rr rr rrrrrrrrrrr!

,,, an den tha dreedid me comanid " i be need ta fine sum moor pirit wegalia ! i caman ye fetch me sum pirit wegalia i sayd".
an den tha croo sayd hokay an we wint in me shup an i be cappin dis tyme for reel an we went fissin an pillyjin an i got sum goode stuff dis tyme not lik lass tyme wen ...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:10 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote: i got sum goode stuff this tyme not lik lass tyme wen ...

you fell into the cesspool and thought the turds were chocolate bars, which was rather unfortunate because......
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