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Postby Ubi Dubium on Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:32 am

(And by Boy Wonder, we DO NOT mean NeffYooBB, who is only a boy we wonder about)...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:07 pm

...butt onlie layte hat nyte wen we waykes hup frum de leer eyem tremmins nyte mares...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:39 pm

... ohhhhh nooooo
i sayd ta me me parrit
i drunkd to meny root beer an ginger ale .

Now i be wake
but tha goode fing be that tha bilje ratts be weery afreed ta et me nows.

I muss fine a nu puddy tat for ta be me body gard cos me parrit not so feerce .

:idea:

i go now onna qwest fer a nu ...
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:09 pm

... for a nu lolly, cuz dis wun haz turtl poo and bilj rat hares all ofer it.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:11 pm

Mamma Twisty had to give Nef Foo a laxative becausese of all the cake and lollys and cow pies he be eaten, too bad for Nef Foo I forgot to.......
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:41 pm

... keepe thee wee varrmit still fer a sec soze sumwun kin drawe a bead on 'is ...
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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:24 pm

... venerable ...
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:51 pm

...speckled...
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:17 am

arse. When all was said and done Nef Yoo was shamed for evermore. Futhermore he was forever banned from....
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:24 am

...the merkin shoppe who fort he was 'avin a go attem...
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Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:17 pm

Chapter 2.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:55 am

But we haint finnished Chapter Wun yit!

Lemme finnish.

...an' knocked the slimy git unkonshus. The last he sore was a bag bein' slipped o'er his heid.

Now it be Chapter 2.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:10 pm

Chapter 2:

The rain fell in sheets, occasionally illuminated by flashes of lightning that caused the torrent to occassionally pause and pay attention, across the deck of the bucking ship, far from the friendly shores of England, on a mission of mercy and British pride, somewhere in the vast Pacific.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:35 pm

Down in his 'cabin' in the bilges, Captain NYBB had experienced a wee 'accident', and was looking for some clean underwear; his pale, skinny buttocks barely hidden by the tails of his stained and discoloured shirt.

"Oi dun loike it", he said. "Ware be me unnerware, ye blugits?" said Captain NYBB. His intestines gave another ominous gurgle, and he redoubled his efforts to find something to cover his pale blue-white ass. The bilge cover was drawn back, and his faithful Mate shouted down the hatch "Captain! Captain, there's...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby ChowMein on Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:35 pm

... a sail on thee horizon !"

The first mate of The Lollypoppe , Freddy 36,24,36, stood six feet five in boots , was once featured in Playbilge shouted down again , " We have visitors ! "

" Ho bouy !" , uttered NefYoo as he gathered his ...
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