da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

[Ubi Dubium]

(And by Boy Wonder, we DO NOT mean NeffYooBB, who is only a boy we wonder about)...

[pieces o'nine]

...butt onlie layte hat nyte wen we waykes hup frum de leer eyem tremmins nyte mares...

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

... ohhhhh nooooo
i sayd ta me me parrit
i drunkd to meny root beer an ginger ale .

Now i be wake
but tha goode fing be that tha bilje ratts be weery afreed ta et me nows.

I muss fine a nu puddy tat for ta be me body gard cos me parrit not so feerce .



i go now onna qwest fer a nu ...

[Ubi Dubium]

... for a nu lolly, cuz dis wun haz turtl poo and bilj rat hares all ofer it.

[TwistedSister]

Mamma Twisty had to give Nef Foo a laxative becausese of all the cake and lollys and cow pies he be eaten, too bad for Nef Foo I forgot to.......

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

... keepe thee wee varrmit still fer a sec soze sumwun kin drawe a bead on 'is ...

[pieces o'nine]

... venerable ...

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

...speckled...

[PantyGnawer]

arse. When all was said and done Nef Yoo was shamed for evermore. Futhermore he was forever banned from....

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

...the merkin shoppe who fort he was 'avin a go attem...

[Ubi Dubius]

Chapter 2.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

But we haint finnished Chapter Wun yit!

Lemme finnish.

...an' knocked the slimy git unkonshus. The last he sore was a bag bein' slipped o'er his heid.

Now it be Chapter 2.

[Ubi Dubius]

Chapter 2:

The rain fell in sheets, occasionally illuminated by flashes of lightning that caused the torrent to occassionally pause and pay attention, across the deck of the bucking ship, far from the friendly shores of England, on a mission of mercy and British pride, somewhere in the vast Pacific.

[Roy Hunter]

Down in his 'cabin' in the bilges, Captain NYBB had experienced a wee 'accident', and was looking for some clean underwear; his pale, skinny buttocks barely hidden by the tails of his stained and discoloured shirt.

"Oi dun loike it", he said. "Ware be me unnerware, ye blugits?" said Captain NYBB. His intestines gave another ominous gurgle, and he redoubled his efforts to find something to cover his pale blue-white ass. The bilge cover was drawn back, and his faithful Mate shouted down the hatch "Captain! Captain, there's...

[ChowMein]

... a sail on thee horizon !"

The first mate of The Lollypoppe , Freddy 36,24,36, stood six feet five in boots , was once featured in Playbilge shouted down again , " We have visitors ! "

" Ho bouy !" , uttered NefYoo as he gathered his ...