Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:00 pm

an' fer arrr vegan bruddahs an' seestahs, heere bee Vegan Barbecue Chicken Kebab

inne-greedy-ants:

boddil uv rum
Angostura Bitters
anudda boddil uv rum

(yoo maye alsoe 'ave sum mushie pease..an' To-ken*, if'n ye muste)

*AKA: Chic-fu..
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:17 pm

SEefoode EN Spagetty

git ye plait uf spagetty

moosh in sum stuff ye see

lik woimz an weevilz an fshgutz
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:16 am

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Stick 'im inna Fish Head Stoo.

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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:41 am

Community Relations Manager Family Meal Deal.
First, kill a Community Relations Manager from a railway operating company with your sword.

Chop the head off and boil for two hours. Skin, gut and joint the carcass; cook the limbs 'on the bone' for about three hours over a medium fire while you separate the ribs. Marinade the ribs with a tandoori paste and barbecue them for ten minutes on each side.

To serve, arrange the limbs and ribs so that they read "F**K YOU LADY", followed by an exclamation mark made from the spine and head (you don't actually need to boil the head, but it makes you feel better).

Bon Appetit!
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:00 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Community Relations Manager Family Meal Deal.
First, kill a Community Relations Manager from a railway operating company with your sword.

Chop the head off and boil for two hours. Skin, gut and joint the carcass; cook the limbs 'on the bone' for about three hours over a medium fire while you separate the ribs. Marinade the ribs with a tandoori paste and barbecue them for ten minutes on each side.

To serve, arrange the limbs and ribs so that they read "F**K YOU LADY", followed by an exclamation mark made from the spine and head (you don't actually need to boil the head, but it makes you feel better).

Bon Appetit!



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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:49 pm

sumwun gib me a cow pye
et smeld not so goode an dint looke loike no pye .

Dis be.

NEFYOOS COW PYE

get sum cow
an den chop up inta widdle peesez
an puttum inna pye wiff sum udder stuff
an den cook et till et yummy.

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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:23 pm

NefYoo Kabobs

1 spork-full o' de-shawn mustered
1 smalle barrel o' grog
4 barnacles, minced
2 bilge rats, freshly-skweezed
1/4 mug o' fish head stoo
1 Nef Yoo, cutlassed inta smallish cubes


1. Wayte to serve this rare treate huntil ye arrrgh becalmed sumwares an yer crewe be gettin techy, loike.

2. Wisk awl hin greedy yents; cover an marinate in bilge fer a cupple days.

3. Retrieve hin greedy yents frum bilge, reserve weevil coating fer marinade.

4. Hinvyte thee crewe t' skewer their own kabobs an baste 'em wiv fresh weevil marinade.

5. Grille NefYoo Kabobs over a hopen flayme coax't frum wotevvir be stuffin 'is jyint hat fer a few minnits, ternin a quarter rotayshun evvir cuppil minnits, huntil thee cooked enuff.

6. Serve wiv plenty o'grog as thee crewe will be sellibraytin thee ende of NefYoo fer sevveril dayes.

7. Arroive back in Portsmuff a hero.
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby anthrobabe on Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:29 pm

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:an' fer arrr vegan bruddahs an' seestahs, heere bee Vegan Barbecue Chicken Kebab

inne-greedy-ants:

boddil uv rum
Angostura Bitters
anudda boddil uv rum

(yoo maye alsoe 'ave sum mushie pease..an' To-ken*, if'n ye muste)

*AKA: Chic-fu..


ye got any pineapple to go wif that?
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:33 pm

Sorry, anthrobabe, but thee pyrates 'ave got stingy-loike, ov layte. Oi finks hit be a "BYOP" barrrgh-bee-kyoo.
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby anthrobabe on Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:38 pm

Well then I'll just possibly have to fire me cannons in his direction and take his rum. Imagine that- him making us bring our own.
The nerve of some pirates.
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:23 am

YArr, me ol' china, Anthrobabe! Ye retern! An hupdate: Auntie B's got a nef yoo, an it be Nef Yoo. Jus' slap the blaggard.

Oar whack him wif a hammer. :nefyoobash:

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Git four beans.
Eat sum beans.

Yum.
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:38 am

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Capture a fresh double glazing installer and tie him up securely with cable ties and gaffer tape. If he has needlessly abandoned some scaffolding outside your house, tie him by his feet to the south-facing side of the scaffold tower (unless you're in the southern hemisphere). Leave him to dry in the sun for about a week and a half, occasionally rubbing salt and lemon juice into the cracks that appear in his skin. Serve with some rum.

Bon Appetit!
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:22 pm

Yarrrgh, Roy, but ye 'ave brotte sum reel "noo-velle kwizeen" to thee Pyrate Cookbook!
Oi fersees a speshul Jim-Lad award cat o'gory in yer fyoochur.

But sum ov arrrgh brethern an cistern be tradishunal toipes.
Kin ye back-enjineere yer resippe t'add a jerkee opshun?
(Awl kyndes ov beefe jerkees an 'Slimme Jimmes' be roight pop yule air in these 'ere parrrts.)
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:10 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Kin ye back-enjineere yer resippe t'add a jerkee opshun?
Roy Hunter wrote:Double Glazing Installer Jerky.
Capture some jerk of a double glazing installer and tie him up securely with cable ties and gaffer tape. If he has needlessly abandoned some scaffolding outside your house, tie him by his feet to the south-facing side of the scaffold tower (unless you're in the southern hemisphere). Leave him to dry in the sun for about a month, regularly rubbing salt and lemon juice into the cracks that appear in his skin, and occasionally calling him a jerk. Serve with some rum.

(For a 'Slim Jim' type jerky, use a skinny double glazing installer.)

Bon Appetit!

Fixed.
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:52 am

Fank yew! :D
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