Loose Canon - The Wisdom of NYBB

[Platypus Enthusiast]

OK, NYBB. Here's a spot for you to babble all you want. Enjoy, you little turd.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Tank ye, Unkkie Playtee-puss!

I b thee furst n ownee NefYooBB, tho, not thee turd.

I drawd a poshtur 4 ye 2 taik t’ thee futtbahl gaim!


memmer wut I saiz?

an the Fwyinn Pasgettee Munnster soooooo wuvved the whorl, he drunk alotta beers n made nekkid ladees


Tank ye, er welcom

[Roy Hunter]

I am so taking this to the next Partick Thistle home fixture...

[Platypus Enthusiast]

an the Fwyinn Pasgettee Munnster soooooo wuvved the whorl, he drunk alotta beers n made nekkid ladees

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

An den et startid ta wane
an tha wane wuz whet
an i not happy.
an lots of peepull look not happy.

"Et goon ta wane lyke dis fer alla tyme !, hawler sumwun" .
'thaa wader be ep ta arr neks' sayd , tha udder sumwun"
OHHHH NOOOO
i muss tave tha ice creem an udder stuff.
"Evrybuddy i sayd tave yer stuff cos we goona have soooo much wane!'

an den
den
tha towne peepulls
thay trowd darr stuff et me
fer me ta tave
sum ove tha towne peepulls be not smarrt
me hans not be on me neck

ohhhhh nooooo

wer be i put alla dis stuff .

So NYBB sayd ta tha stuff
" i kin oanwy hava pear of yu stuff
an den me dingy be fulla stuff an i gard et til supper tyme.
i so hope dar be sumfing yummy ta et in da pottij
but i soo hungree
i wull not mine tha fedders
an tha scales
an tha tales
an uddar yucky stuff.

[TwistedSister]

Poor Nef Yoo

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

an den affer alla wain go way
NYBB sayd,
HOKAY!
Git offa me skiff ya scuvee currrs!

An den sum pirit sayd
"we muss made a big thing cos we not get whet by tha wain"
so day startid made tha big thing but thay all be lazee an dint maded enyfing an thay go home ta hav suppar .

[DaveL]

Canonisation requires the use of a least some proper grammar. Mind you, I've seen worse written in Genesis

[Roy Hunter]

[quote="DaveL"]Canonisation requires the use of a least some proper grammar.[quote]
Canonisation? You mean being fired out of a cannon? Surely we could relax the rules a little on this occasion?

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

kay den...... den....

um......

Oh den nef yoo sayed too alla aminals tah git onna boat an for tah star kissin cuz kissin make mer baby aminals and alla aminals sayed hokay.

den nef yoo looked and saw dat it wuz goode

den nef yoo sayed too alla peeplz "I comman ye tah bring me sum skittles" ana peeplz went to dey skittle farm and picked sum and brot dem to nef yoo.

den nef yoo ait sum skittles and saw dat it wuz goode

[TwistedSister]

I hate to see what Nef Yoo poops out after eating skittles.

[Ubi Dubius]

I hate to see what Nef Yoo poops out after eating skittles.

Nef Yoo and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Poop. Could be a hit.

[Platypus Enthusiast]

Oh den nef yoo sayed too alla aminals tah git onna boat an for tah star kissin cuz kissin make mer baby aminals and alla aminals sayed hokay.

lmao. I thought storks brought babies...

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

And Nefyoo sayest "i um goona made a bigggg shup an put me plundarrrrrr an pillyjins innit 'cos it gonna wane !"

" Doth ye noah wot ye doing ? , arsked his parrot .


Nefyoo , page 1 , furst post .

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

now i onna qwest fur a beeyootee faux budderfly .
i has dis luvaly fowler as bate !
but foist i poit sum pollen on me pistil .