Down in his 'cabin' in the bilges, Captain NYBB had experienced a wee 'accident', and was looking for some clean underwear; his pale, skinny buttocks barely hidden by the tails of his stained and discoloured shirt.
"Oi dun loike it", he said. "Ware be me unnerware, ye blugits?" said Captain NYBB. His intestines gave another ominous gurgle, and he redoubled his efforts to find something to cover his pale blue-white ass. The bilge cover was drawn back, and his faithful Mate shouted down the hatch "Captain! Captain, there's...
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