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Postby TwistedSister on Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:21 pm

While temp Mom Twisty collected coins from those who were more than willing to pay for the experience of......
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:37 pm

... baskn in tha glowruss billince ove NEfYoOBB !

an i hole owt me jyint hatte an i get lottsa buttins an wox , sum bigg pointee woxs but moslee wee smoof wuns an sum ...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubium on Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:36 pm

...turtl poo. Akshully mostlee turtl poo. But NefYoo dint mind havn hiz jyint hatte fulled up wiv turtl poo beecuz...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:06 pm

...becos anti Ubedobum hassa git nu gwassis! see sayd,
et nat be doodoos !
et be dodos!

an nefyoobB haff da lass baga dodos
an day all wahna lay egs
an day sayd
ohhh nefyu
'ye b heeweo"
"heewoe
heerah"
'heewa
'jelly goode fer ye!" day sayd.

an den i puttid alla dodos on
on
iputtd dem on my seeqwit iwund wiff me unikorns an dragins an juss my fens kin kum an pway wiff dem.

An alla pirits sayd/''
oh ye kin be da gar den ove da fweet! day sayd

:furious: i not pway inna garrdin :furious:
i muss fitt da GoodeshuppeLollypoppe

rrrrrrrrr
avass!

Hokay piewits!

we be gon onna kwest !

I bee coman by da fryn gettee munstr ta serch ferrrrrrrr
rrrrrrr
rrrrr

ta serch fer DA O LEE CHEEZE !


an so da bwave piwits led by ...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:30 pm

. . . ET and Auntie BB locked NefYooBB in the bilge and went to search for da o lee cheeze. On da furst night at cee . . .
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:39 am

...Nef Yoo barfed all over the place (he gets terribly seasick, which is a real problem for a pirate), and since his hat was full of turtle poo, he had to throw up in his boots instead.

ET and Auntie BB put the coordinates for the island that held the holy cheese into the ship's satnav, and off they went. But they hadn't gone more than a few miles before...
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Postby black bart on Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:01 am

...they spotted a sayl on de orizon (wot de ell am I talkin like dis fer?)...it wuz none other dan :paranoid: ...
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Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:55 pm

...de hay olee guy, wot sed, git bak in thee bilj, NefYoo!...
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:07 pm

...an' grabedd his eer wit a pear o' plyers an' pulled 'em bowf orf...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:19 pm

... but et be defectiff amjinashun ove a turlead cos nubuddy kin katch NeFfYubB1!
:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:

an da frweet lookid fer da oly cheeze,

i wull be tha furst ta go in dis cheeze shoppe an i wull arsk wot dis cheeze be is, sayd pirit ...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:48 pm

Not so fast little Nef Yoo, I don't remember you being allowed to wander about alone. Temp Mumsy TS grabs you by your sticky little hand and drags you off to ......
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:57 pm

...to da CHeezE Shoppe Ink., hokay i be seerchin fer tha holy cheez , du ye haz sum swizz cheez
an da cheez guy sayd ...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubium on Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:05 pm

"Holey Cheese? Sorry, fresh out. Not much call for it, you see."

Den TwistySisty dragged NefYoo back to de bilje, so de res uf de pyrits cud haf der beerz and noodlz in peece. An she tol heem to get all dat turtl poo out frum his jyint hatte...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:31 pm

...'oh i has on 2 meny ipatchussis on'
she sayd,
'Oh i muss go fine sum da holy cheez', sayd ubidoum 'misser chez guy getch me marbell an drwill holes in dem '!
an tha guy sez ...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:32 am

...Holy Cow Batman, Pirates! For it was none other than The Boy Wonder Himself...
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