Amusing Euphemisms for Human* Genitalia

[ken worley]

* also, bart's.


MALE

Bubblegoose

musketflask

twig 'n' berries

tallywhacker


FEMALE

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...

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*to self*
perhaps I've said too much.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

hokay
i help

Mail?

i gotta wedder frum AntiBB see says kep ep da good werk an dere be a kutlus wiff me nane onnit.
i gots lots mal frum furm memmers dat says"
oh nefyu! why dost ya nawt wizit morr offin/?
an i gots mail ritin me fissil booke frum Tig grrrrrr an misser an mussus Ubbydobbydobums an Farty an frum Etee an Roi an an an
do yu hav ice creem?
an sum mail frum Zank
but he no happy

Fee mail?


Alla mail has stamp on dem .

fank ye yer elkum unkl Kiny.

[wimawa]

male:
box-buster

female:
bearded taco

[PKMKII]

Male:
One-eyed trouser snake

Female:
Little man sitting in a boat

[ken worley]

the pegleg of captain Cronan's dog

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

lik me lolly?
i coman ya fetch me pi ta munch on !
fank ye

[PantyGnawer]

Years ago on christmas day I was sitting on the porch swing with my grandfather. I didn't know him well because he and my grandmother were divorced when my mom was a kid, but I knew that he had been a big drinker, gambler (he owned a Chinese restaurant that he supposedly won in a poker game), and a womanizer. At the time he was slowly dying of throat cancer (and still sipping on stiff liquor drink).

We weren't really saying much and I didn't know what to say to him. Out of nowhere he says, "So, how's the Shaky Puddin down there in Greenville?".

[Rainswept]

Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch ooh la la with the boink swatter
...
Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove ooh la la with the pork steeple

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

[ken worley]

squish mitten.
pork steeple.

heeheehee.

[TwistedSister]

Male:
Oh my God, that's so cute.
Mr. Wee Willy
Hiding Turtle Dick.
You're joking right?
Female:
You guys can call it whatever you want, you all still want it.

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch ooh la la with the boink swatter
...
Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove ooh la la with the pork steeple

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

[Uther]

FEMALE under-represented in this thread?

.....As LUCK would have it
Kevin Bloody Wilson has a song based on an extensive list...


"You Can't Say C*** In Canada"

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBWAjn2a ... re=related

[black bart]

Cap'n Cronan's Fathom stick

[gronank]

MALE:
Laplace–Runge–Lenz vector
follow-up:
Ya, I'm really that eccentric.

[Elvalia]

For females: in regular conversation I refer to it as my cooch, cooter, muchimoo, or mustn't-touch-it. If I'm being boring, it's the vag. More amusing but seldom used, the beaver. It's a matter of national pride, those Great Canadian Beavers.

Males: One-eyed trouser snake is always good, as is anaconda (you know, baby got back? "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun"), but I usually just go with equipment. Manly equipment if you're lucky, faulty equipment if I'm drunk and bitchy.

I'm going to be in the QooC over this, I do believe...