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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:39 pm

NefYoo reliesd he neeedddid noo lollllle. Soo, widdot haskin his temp-mom twistysisty, he toddled to da store wid a corter anna big hat.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:08 am

At the store he met a slightly strange, sweaty pirate. The pirate looked around furtively and said "Hello little boy. Would you like to come and look at some baby turtles?"

So Nef Yoo said...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:20 am

...i coman ye ta make me turle soup!
an yoose thee shells loike day be poncy bolws.
but furst ye has ta dry yeseff
i dunt loike so much salt in me soup fank ye yer welkum
not after that tyme unkl farty ...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:56 am

...'don't ye drag me inta this sordid tale ye little blaggard...I don't know what hincident ye be referin to an I aint nevver made stew wiv turtles in or anyfing else resemblin a livin animal...wiv a body attached to it's head'...said Uncle Farty graspin Nef Yoo BB by the...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:04 am

... pot.
"i wull yoose dis pot fer cookin! fiss hed stoo', roard Unkl Fart

"but dat my chambarr pot " ' i sayd.
an dat remines me wen unkl farty sayd

" pull me fingarr'!...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:11 am

...and offered Nef Yoo his prosthetic hand. Nef Yoo pulled Farty's finger, the whole hand came off, and Nef Yoo ran away to try and trade it for lollies.

Now that Unkle Farty had taken Nef Yoo's chamber pot, any time Nef Yoo needed to 'go', he had to use...
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Postby black bart on Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:19 am

...the nearest thing on hand to stem thee flow...and in this case it was...
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Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:34 am

the pegleg of captain Cronan's dog named Scurvey. Who was at the time..........
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:08 am

....chasing Nef Yoo's temp Mom Twisty Puss up a tree when....
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:21 am

... an den sumwun puld unkl farts fingrr an
oh no ! i thunkid ta me ownsum
but nuffin happin
i dint beer a pioOT
or a BLaaaaaaaaAAAT
or pifff or nufin

BUT DEN ET BE TINKEE !
Fart dun let go a STD !
YUP!
:facepalm:
Stealffy Tho Deaffy

"oh no ! tha deaffy tink wull get ye an den ye be suwwy so ye all butter rum !
an den dare be all kinda kryn an skreemin an ...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:15 am

Unky Fart's STD spwead to ta twee wot twisty puss climd. De deff uv Captain Cronin's dog Scurvey wud twadjk an' sad. A wittul wimper, a studder, an'ee stopped movin. Twisty Puss left da twee, tipped 'er hat in 'oner of Scurvey, den chased down NefYoo and whipped :whip: widdin an inch uv his lif wid wun hand an' holded her nose wid de udder.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:31 am

...but noooo i sayd
unkl Ubidobido ye muss git yer fax rite .

dis be beddr.,..an den
...An da dreed feersum pirit NeffYOoBLKbeerD
i be so spwry wiff is sailer foots
ee escapd tha wip an sclaimd,

"oh no? i muss git to me shup ?
my croo wull tave me?
unluss day be...
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:40 am

day be all ded beekas Nef Yoo's burday kak was poisened.
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:48 am

...but i taved da day wen i sayd
'oh evvy buddee dunt fill ep on kak

ave sum ice creem furst'"

AN evbuddee ave ice creem an sayd
Fank ye Nefyoo fum tavin us fum tha poysun stuff dat
me twiffidsistir tryn git us yucky wiff !'

"Horay fur me " day sayd neYu b heerow!
...an den....
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Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:04 pm

...they all needed to use the little pirate's room, but Unkle Barty had purloined the only chamber pot.

Fortunately, Nef Yoo has a Jyint Hat, so everyone formed an orderly queue while Nef Yoo held his hat at arms length...
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