Unky Fart's STD spwead to ta twee wot twisty puss climd. De deff uv Captain Cronin's dog Scurvey wud twadjk an' sad. A wittul wimper, a studder, an'ee stopped movin. Twisty Puss left da twee, tipped 'er hat in 'oner of Scurvey, den chased down NefYoo and whipped
widdin an inch uv his lif wid wun hand an' holded her nose wid de udder.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal