Oh noodly one,
your chetter is sweet and your sauce delicious,
but your sphigetti and meat balls incredible.
Let your will be done.
Exalt those who believe you and take your seriously,
but woe to those who reject your name.
Please be merciful even to who do not believe for they are good people,
though they are ignorant.
Enlighten me and give me strength to confront your people, for there faith must be taken to the next level.
Their paths must be straightent for the 20 noodles of holiness have not yet been cut, for only one has been cut, but the faith is weak.
Help me teach them that the 20 noodles of holiness may be cut so that your Kindgom may come.
You know, great one, that these people still eat unholy chese, for Chris failed his misson, yet in your great mercy you let it go. But when your Kindgom comes I know your chese will be purified. So continue to be merciful to the people. Oh that day will be great when the great strippers of heaven piss on the holy chese and we eat it. Your will for the food of you, the holy one will finally be fulfilled. So let your will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
In your name, Ramen
I am HisVoice but I can't access my other account.