..."That was no shoe - that was my wife!" (© Flannagan and Allan, 1948).
Just then, Uncle DTH started to notice that the Burritos of Death that ET had fed him were disagreeing with him, so he turned to face away from Nef Yoo and...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.