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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:57 pm

:scientist:

:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:

:idea:

dis kin be tha pictur onna covrr ove me nu book!
it wull be sumibbit for tha loose canin!
an ya all kin help!
ya be :welcome: cos et me burpday agin! rrrrrrrrr
i be FREE!

:drinking:

:welcome: To Tha Fissill Booke oF NefYooBB :welcome:

an dere be drums an moosik an singin' an stuff

hokay

i drawd tha covrr fur tha booke

i will start et fur ya

Chapper Wun


Wunce apon a thyme ....



oh
i sleepy now
i go nap.
bye
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:03 pm

der wuz a beeeutifl Nef Yoo dat livd ina bilge.
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Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:17 pm

He weer thee mowste irreetatin kid wot hevvarrrrgh droo breth.
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Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:37 pm

But one day three evil social workers...
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Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:32 pm

Gif him too TwistedSister too bee hiz mummee.
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Postby TwistedSister on Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:15 pm

an Twisty Puss dun luv mi neu bay-be Neff Yoo so much
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:21 pm

NOOOOOOOo!

It starrrrt loike dis
wacht me

An da fryin gettee munstur sayd 'hokay vokayno burp me owt a nefyoo !"

an den et me burpday !

An i sayd '"gettee Munstur , ye neede a aircut , i coman ye ta git a aircut ye, look mussy, an tha gettee munstur sayd " oh now i be epsit! i wull be invizzybil ! an nefyoobb juss fer dat i coman ya be free fer eterniddy !

Ho buoy fanks getti munstur, oi be free , yah oim FREE! ,no moor tinkee vokayno fur me !

''oh wot tha yoose tha munstur sayd ,' wun alung ya liddle mijjit' ee sayd an den Nefyoo wint an ...
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:50 pm

ate sum doo doo an said....
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Postby TwistedSister on Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:01 pm

Nef Yoo darlin, there were some very nice people who wanted to help you with your story, and being the spoiled little brat that you are, you went and spoiled it. Now, go sit on the naughty deck until Mumsy Twisty Puss tells you it's o.k to play again. If not :nefyoobash: or worse yet, I will get your Auntie after you.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:56 pm

shhhhhhhhh
sshhhhhhhh
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:00 pm

In ovver werdes, Nef Yoo, stick a lolly innit.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:22 am

PantyGnawer wrote:ate sum doo doo an said....

"Fank ye sur, maye oi 'ab anuvver?"

But de monstur smakked the greedy littul shite one soe 'ard that the wee bilgerat went soarin' o'er land, o'er sea an' o'er Madame Fifi's parlour untill he landid onne a street in Poartsmuth. Knowin' he was probly in a spot o' bovver, an' his botty hert, he...
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Postby black bart on Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:29 am

...wasn't loiklee to survive until Chapter 2.

However Nef Yoo BB turned to his Uncle DTH and said: 'Unkl wot's dat Turtle doin to dat shoe?'

To which Uncle DTH said...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:38 am

..."That was no shoe - that was my wife!" (© Flannagan and Allan, 1948).

Just then, Uncle DTH started to notice that the Burritos of Death that ET had fed him were disagreeing with him, so he turned to face away from Nef Yoo and...
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Postby black bart on Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:47 am

:barf: all over...
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