I be a sailor pirate wanna be

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bleuet6
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I be a sailor pirate wanna be

Postby bleuet6 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:11 am

Last summer during a severe thunderstorm the Flying spaghetti Monster came to me in a revelation and explained to me how it was crazy of me to sail during a thunderstorm. I thanked him for his wisdom and said several hail Flying spaghetti Monster prayers while returning to a sheltered bay. He listened to my prayers and I got me there safely. Some would say it was just because I am a skilled sailor or that it is great that some one invented a diesel motor that I got there safely. I think that it is because he cares deeply about my well being and listens to ever word I say or think.
That because I am a dedicated believer unlike so many others who will not reap the benefits and protection of such a wonderful caring being.

Thankfully
Brian the smart believer

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Re: I be a sailor pirate wanna be

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:48 pm

wot be da noim off ya shup?
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.


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