Arrr, I be a pirate!
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Last summer during a severe thunderstorm the Flying spaghetti Monster came to me in a revelation and explained to me how it was crazy of me to sail during a thunderstorm. I thanked him for his wisdom and said several hail Flying spaghetti Monster prayers while returning to a sheltered bay. He listened to my prayers and I got me there safely. Some would say it was just because I am a skilled sailor or that it is great that some one invented a diesel motor that I got there safely. I think that it is because he cares deeply about my well being and listens to ever word I say or think.
That because I am a dedicated believer unlike so many others who will not reap the benefits and protection of such a wonderful caring being.
Brian the smart believer
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wot be da noim off ya shup?
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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