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Add a punchline.

Postby ken worley on Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:03 am

Here is a recent quote from the Lady-of-Many-Monkey-Digs herself.

Consider it a straight line. :welcome:


cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.





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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:48 pm

cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.





That's Ken's job.
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:03 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.





That's Ken's job.


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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:53 pm

cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.



"Others have been placed here to amuse me."
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:58 am

cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.

I'm just waiting for Ken to get undressed so I can measure his phalangeal curveature.
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:12 am

cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.



I'm here to berate, browbeat, condescend, and further inflate my own swollen ego.
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:01 am

cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.

-But I do what I can.
-Unless you want me to. *Growls suggestively*
-I'm here to serve liquor.
-I'm here to study neolithic men. Yes, I'm looking at you, Ken.
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby Edd on Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:12 am

PantyGnawer wrote:
cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.



I'm here to berate, browbeat, condescend, and further inflate my own swollen ego.



Dude, that sucked as a punchline.
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:27 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.


-I'm here to study neolithic men. Yes, I'm looking at you, Ken.


But I prefer to watch live Turtle sex. :lech:
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby ken worley on Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:25 pm

cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.



So that's why it seemed so boring.


Explains the lack of Height-Requirement at the entrance.


And the gales of laughter would be....?


So that means I can't tickle your 'fancy'?
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:39 pm

ken worley wrote:So that means I can't tickle your 'fancy'?

That ain't what they call it in the catalog. :lech:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:00 am

ken worley wrote:So that means I can't tickle your 'fancy'?
Or, less appropriately: Can I tickle your "fancy"?
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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby ken worley on Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:13 pm

cap wrote:I'm not here to serve as amusement for others.





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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby fah79 on Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:23 am

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Re: Add a punchline.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:55 pm

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an sum grape blud wiff cherry blud an stwaburry blud
et al yummy bluds

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