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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:53 pm
Life is too short for thinking about other people...
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by farfalla on Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:49 am
Life is to short to not think about certain people ... 
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"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:54 am
Life is too short for certainties.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Capellini on Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:17 pm
Life is too short for uncertainty.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:19 pm
Life is too short to spend it or waste it.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Roy Hunter on Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:51 pm
Life is too short for telephone 'surveys' from a call-centre in India who are ONLY doing a survey and DEFINITELY don't want to sell you something at the end of it.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by daftbeaker on Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:14 pm
Life is too short for cheap whisky.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:20 pm
Life is too short for cheap whisks.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by daftbeaker on Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:22 pm
Life is too short for obscene risks.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:23 pm
Life is too short to waste on the non-obscene.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Ubi Dubius on Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:26 pm
Life is too short for obscene naan.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Roy Hunter on Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:29 pm
Ubi Dubius wrote:Life is too short for obscene naan.
Life is too short for outrageous unsubstantiated claims like the above*. Pictures of this obscene naan, or it didn't happen.
*unless, of course, I am the one making the outrageous unsubstatiated claims in question, in which case it's OK.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Elvalia on Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:20 pm
Life's too short to swap out stupid starters in stupid Toyotas in a freaking blizzard.
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Ubi Dubius wrote:Evilvalia!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:42 pm
Life's too short for Toyotas. Next time, buy a Realota.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Elvalia on Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:03 pm
I've never even heard of it before...
But, life's too short for old, dying cars (that've hit one or two too many deer).
But, life's too short for old, dying cars (that've hit one or two too many deer).
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