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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:53 pm

Life is too short for thinking about other people... :evilgrin:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby farfalla on Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:49 am

Life is to short to not think about certain people ... :)
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:54 am

Life is too short for certainties.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Capellini on Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:17 pm

Life is too short for uncertainty.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

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"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:19 pm

Life is too short to spend it or waste it.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:51 pm

Life is too short for telephone 'surveys' from a call-centre in India who are ONLY doing a survey and DEFINITELY don't want to sell you something at the end of it.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:14 pm

Life is too short for cheap whisky.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:20 pm

Life is too short for cheap whisks.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:22 pm

Life is too short for obscene risks.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:23 pm

Life is too short to waste on the non-obscene.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:26 pm

Life is too short for obscene naan.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:29 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:Life is too short for obscene naan.

Life is too short for outrageous unsubstantiated claims like the above*. Pictures of this obscene naan, or it didn't happen.

*unless, of course, I am the one making the outrageous unsubstatiated claims in question, in which case it's OK.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Elvalia on Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:20 pm

Life's too short to swap out stupid starters in stupid Toyotas in a freaking blizzard.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:42 pm

Life's too short for Toyotas. Next time, buy a Realota.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Elvalia on Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:03 pm

I've never even heard of it before...

But, life's too short for old, dying cars (that've hit one or two too many deer).
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