Pirate Double Entendres

[DaveL]

Yarrrrrr...

The world of piracy be a place of great lonliness at toimes. All that solitary company can make a pirate a very saucy ole captain indeed.
Inneuendo be an art form past from pirate to pirate. There be many ways of expressin' ones deepest thoughts using the art of double entendre.

Oi thought ye might like to express a few of yer own innuendoey sayings right here. Well not that we don't do it on the rest of the Pirate forum.

Anyways have a crack at few few saucy double speaks, and see what ye can muster.

[black bart]

Arrr I wuz busy loadin me cannon when I noticed this thread...which wuz jus as well as I has thee wrong size balls.

[Edd]

Arrgh, Bart, thee wenches be sayin ye cannon is the wrong size.

[black bart]

Arrrgh it aint thee size of yer cannon wot himpresses thee wenches it be thee habilitee ta keep it upright an loaded durin a lengthy hengagement.

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

Oi can't think of any pirate postin that don't 'ave at least one good smut laden reference in it.
Now Oi'm off to look at me 'ships'.

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Oi overherd Dave sayin to a wench just th other day: "I'd loike t' put me cannon inuendo".

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Oi overherd Dave sayin to a wench just th other day: "I'd loike t' put me cannon inuendo".

Arrrgh, 'Endo' be a funny name fer a wench, so it is.

Speakin' of givin' yer ship a wunse-owver, Oi 'as ter be scrapin' me bottom…

[DaveL]

Oi overherd Dave sayin to a wench just th other day: "I'd loike t' put me cannon inuendo".

*Dave is having bad visions of PG's Chimp vs frog video*

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Oi overherd Dave sayin to a wench just th other day: "I'd loike t' put me cannon inuendo".

*Dave is having bad visions of PG's Chimp vs frog video*

*Tig is delighted that she has been forewarned and won't be watching it*

[PantyGnawer]

*Tig is delighted that she has been forewarned and won't be watching it*

Arrrrrrr! Tis nuttin but a wee nachur moovey fer heducashun purp hoses.



Wun toime me n Big Brenda wer gunna troi a "Double Entendre" but er sister got stuck in tha hatch tah moi cabin.

[pieces o'nine]

double-vous entendre avec moi?

[black bart]

double-vous entendre avec moi?

Arrr I thought ye'd nivver arsk...

What sort o cheese do Detective TurtleHolmes eat?

Ans: Emmentale-brie my dear Watson.

[pieces o'nine]

Arrrrrrr! Tis nuttin but a wee nachur moovey fer heducashun perp hoses.

fixed

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yarr, oi drank a beeg bottle o' 'Double Entendre' but eet jus' wouldnae go downe.

Bloody kolaloka lemonade.

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh, two play, on tond