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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by farfalla on Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:26 am
Life is too short for guilt
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by black bart on Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:38 am
pieces o'nine wrote:black bart wrote:Yes that's a good idea, but then after the croc's swallowed the clock life's too short to be panicking everytime you hear the ticking of a clock.
...I can tell by the old croc on the wall, that it's time to...
Oh Ruby, don't take your croc to town?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Scott the Pirate on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:10 pm
Life is too short for acting like an ass.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Capellini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:31 pm
Life is too short for boring underwear.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by TwistedSister on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:38 pm
Life is too short for wearing underwear. 
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Scott the Pirate on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:43 pm
Nice. Life is too short to miss out on a trip to Duluth!
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Capellini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:23 pm
TwistedSister wrote:Life is too short for wearing underwear.
Well, my undergarments are a well-considered part of my entire ensemble. Going without would just be wrong.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:32 pm
Capellini wrote:TwistedSister wrote:Life is too short for wearing underwear.
Well, my undergarments are a well-considered part of my entire ensemble. Going without would just be wrong.
Life is too short for wearing uncomfortable undies.
Unfortunately, life is also too short to spend time in gaol for going out wearing nothing but comfortable undies.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Scott the Pirate on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:35 pm
Life is too short to miss out on women talking about their underpants!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by TwistedSister on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:50 pm
Life is too short to feel you need to have an ensemble to feel complete.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:00 pm
Life is too short for spending time trying to think of things it is too short for.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by thelastpirate on Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:36 pm
Life is too short for a life is too short thread.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by black bart on Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:05 am
Life's too short for not having enough socks
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by TwistedSister on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:39 am
Life is too short for not loving someone.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:58 am
Life is too short to get worked up about what other people think.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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