Life is too short for . . .

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby farfalla » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:26 am

Life is too short for guilt
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:38 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
black bart wrote:Yes that's a good idea, but then after the croc's swallowed the clock life's too short to be panicking everytime you hear the ticking of a clock.


...I can tell by the old croc on the wall, that it's time to...


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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:10 pm

Life is too short for acting like an ass.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Capellini » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:31 pm

Life is too short for boring underwear.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:38 pm

Life is too short for wearing underwear. :guilty:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:43 pm

Nice. Life is too short to miss out on a trip to Duluth!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Capellini » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:23 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Life is too short for wearing underwear. :guilty:


Well, my undergarments are a well-considered part of my entire ensemble. Going without would just be wrong.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:32 pm

Capellini wrote:
TwistedSister wrote:Life is too short for wearing underwear. :guilty:


Well, my undergarments are a well-considered part of my entire ensemble. Going without would just be wrong.


Life is too short for wearing uncomfortable undies.

Unfortunately, life is also too short to spend time in gaol for going out wearing nothing but comfortable undies. :bored:

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:35 pm

Life is too short to miss out on women talking about their underpants!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:50 pm

Life is too short to feel you need to have an ensemble to feel complete.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:00 pm

Life is too short for spending time trying to think of things it is too short for.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby thelastpirate » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:36 pm

Life is too short for a life is too short thread.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:05 am

Life's too short for not having enough socks
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:39 am

Life is too short for not loving someone.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:58 am

Life is too short to get worked up about what other people think.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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