Life is too short for . . .

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby farfalla on Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:26 am

Life is too short for guilt
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:38 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
black bart wrote:Yes that's a good idea, but then after the croc's swallowed the clock life's too short to be panicking everytime you hear the ticking of a clock.


...I can tell by the old croc on the wall, that it's time to...


Oh Ruby, don't take your croc to town?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:10 pm

Life is too short for acting like an ass.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Capellini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:31 pm

Life is too short for boring underwear.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:38 pm

Life is too short for wearing underwear. :guilty:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:43 pm

Nice. Life is too short to miss out on a trip to Duluth!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Capellini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:23 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Life is too short for wearing underwear. :guilty:


Well, my undergarments are a well-considered part of my entire ensemble. Going without would just be wrong.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:32 pm

Capellini wrote:
TwistedSister wrote:Life is too short for wearing underwear. :guilty:


Well, my undergarments are a well-considered part of my entire ensemble. Going without would just be wrong.


Life is too short for wearing uncomfortable undies.

Unfortunately, life is also too short to spend time in gaol for going out wearing nothing but comfortable undies. :bored:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:35 pm

Life is too short to miss out on women talking about their underpants!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:50 pm

Life is too short to feel you need to have an ensemble to feel complete.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:00 pm

Life is too short for spending time trying to think of things it is too short for.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby thelastpirate on Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:36 pm

Life is too short for a life is too short thread.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart on Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:05 am

Life's too short for not having enough socks
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:39 am

Life is too short for not loving someone.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:58 am

Life is too short to get worked up about what other people think.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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