Pirate Double Entendres

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Do ye enjoy a good double entendre?

Does it come with fries, coke and a happy toy?
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I can't even master a good single entendre. Bum, bottom...
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Aye matey, but Oi be too busy chasin' my pussy
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Yarrr, of course ye silly git, but how many cannon puns do we 'ave to tell?
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Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:16 am

Yarrrrrr...

The world of piracy be a place of great lonliness at toimes. All that solitary company can make a pirate a very saucy ole captain indeed.
Inneuendo be an art form past from pirate to pirate. There be many ways of expressin' ones deepest thoughts using the art of double entendre.

Oi thought ye might like to express a few of yer own innuendoey sayings right here. Well not that we don't do it on the rest of the Pirate forum.

Anyways have a crack at few few saucy double speaks, and see what ye can muster.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:02 am

Arrr I wuz busy loadin me cannon when I noticed this thread...which wuz jus as well as I has thee wrong size balls.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Edd on Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:10 am

Arrgh, Bart, thee wenches be sayin ye cannon is the wrong size.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:09 am

Arrrgh it aint thee size of yer cannon wot himpresses thee wenches it be thee habilitee ta keep it upright an loaded durin a lengthy hengagement.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:20 pm

YArrrrr...

Oi can't think of any pirate postin that don't 'ave at least one good smut laden reference in it.
Now Oi'm off to look at me 'ships'.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:12 pm

Oi overherd Dave sayin to a wench just th other day: "I'd loike t' put me cannon inuendo".
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:24 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Oi overherd Dave sayin to a wench just th other day: "I'd loike t' put me cannon inuendo".


Arrrgh, 'Endo' be a funny name fer a wench, so it is.

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:11 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Oi overherd Dave sayin to a wench just th other day: "I'd loike t' put me cannon inuendo".


*Dave is having bad visions of PG's Chimp vs frog video*
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:44 pm

DaveL wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Oi overherd Dave sayin to a wench just th other day: "I'd loike t' put me cannon inuendo".


*Dave is having bad visions of PG's Chimp vs frog video*


*Tig is delighted that she has been forewarned and won't be watching it* :wink:
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:01 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
*Tig is delighted that she has been forewarned and won't be watching it* :wink:



Arrrrrrr! Tis nuttin but a wee nachur moovey fer heducashun purp hoses.



Wun toime me n Big Brenda wer gunna troi a "Double Entendre" but er sister got stuck in tha hatch tah moi cabin.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:16 am

double-vous entendre avec moi?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:55 am

pieces o'nine wrote:double-vous entendre avec moi?
:lech:


Arrr I thought ye'd nivver arsk...

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:41 pm

PantyGnawer wrote: Arrrrrrr! Tis nuttin but a wee nachur moovey fer heducashun perp hoses.


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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:14 pm

Yarr, oi drank a beeg bottle o' 'Double Entendre' but eet jus' wouldnae go downe.

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:40 pm

Yarrrgh, two play, on tond :lech:

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