I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:22 pm

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:27 pm

You mizereable cur!!! You zunk my zub!!! :furious:

C6!!!!
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OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:28 pm

You sunk my PT Boat. Bastard!

I can't believe how close that was! Four more shots and you were done.

Good game.
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:36 pm

Ta daaa!

Whew! You had me worried at the end, I still had two fairly high probability areas left after the one where I found your PT boat. Though it was in the highest probability area by my reconing, the other areas weren't far behind. I hope the audience was suitably entertained.

In honor of a worthy opponent, I shall temporarily be a TurtleGnawer.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:50 pm

I know! What the Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You had fricking four acres of open space to the left and right yet you shoot for the 3 little spaces right in the midst of 50 missed shots. Arrrrrghgghghghghg.


I'm honored by your avvie switch but it may cause division in the ranks. Me, you, and Scott are all now hosting dogs with something in their mouths. DTH might get offended at the turtle abuse.
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:31 pm

I HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIYT COMPUTER :furious: :furious: :furious:

I just typed up this long response, and hit submit, and got the page cannot be displayed. :furious: For two days this has been happening about every third post. Forking piece of cow dung. :furious:

My use of the force/get into your head/where will it fit/where can I eliminate the most possibilities with one shot analysis told me that it was most likely over on the left. I had two more chances to find it before a loss was guaranteed, and I had two other places picked out to look for it based on decreasing likelihood using my somewhat informal formula.

I'm not worried about the avvie thing. I'm interested to see if "in a dog's mouth" becomes the next fad.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:40 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
I'm not worried about the avvie thing. I'm interested to see if "in a dog's mouth" becomes the next fad.


That's likely cause I'm usually the one who starts these things.



When I called you out on your checkerboard pattern it was in order to deter you because if you had followed that pattern you would have found the PT Boat in your next move!
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:07 pm

I thought of that. It was part of my probability analysis. :evilgrin:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:19 am

If you like, I could whip something up in the Great A'Tuin-squashing-many-dogs sort of avatar. or Yertle the Turtle, sitting on a pile of dog carcasses.

Just give me the word.
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:50 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
I'm not worried about the avvie thing. I'm interested to see if "in a dog's mouth" becomes the next fad.


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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:15 am

Dogs, Dogs, Dogs!!!! Where be all the kitties?????
Sure hope it doesn't rain around here, PHEW wet dogs!!! :shocked:
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:29 am

I'll take that as "go".

I'll make one tonight and pwnz0rs joo.
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:25 pm

izzit mine toin yit ?
i wull sunk alla yer fleets! :evilgrin: :whip:
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:33 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:izzit mine toin yit ?
i wull sunk alla yer fleets! :evilgrin: :whip:



But all you've got is a dingy. And quite a little one I might add!
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