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Re: NYBB

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:51 pm

black bart wrote:Whatever happened to PantyGnawer's Hot Mummy...I was just about to arsk the wench out on a hot Portsmouth date when the luverly ladee disappeared orf thee radar screens.



Dude, that was really my mom. Don't joke like that.
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Re: NYBB

Postby Rainswept on Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:22 pm

Trying to say Bart's not good enough for her?


She could do worse than the ole Weevil!
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Re: NYBB

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:20 pm

Oi be jest as fond ov ole Bart as thee next wench, but oi muss hagree wiv PG on this wun!
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Re: NYBB

Postby thelastpirate on Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:16 pm

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Re: NYBB

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:50 am

PantyGnawer wrote:
black bart wrote:Whatever happened to PantyGnawer's Hot Mummy...I was just about to arsk the wench out on a hot Portsmouth date when the luverly ladee disappeared orf thee radar screens.



Dude, that was really my mom. Don't joke like that.


Well someone needs to buy her a big bunch of flowers...the shame that woman's been put through with her only son called 'Pantygnawer' and getting thrashed in online Battleships to boot.
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Re: NYBB

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:53 am

black bart wrote:
PantyGnawer wrote:
black bart wrote:Whatever happened to PantyGnawer's Hot Mummy...I was just about to arsk the wench out on a hot Portsmouth date when the luverly ladee disappeared orf thee radar screens.



Dude, that was really my mom. Don't joke like that.


Well someone needs to buy her a big bunch of flowers...the shame that woman's been put through with her only son called 'Pantygnawer' and getting thrashed in online Battleships to boot.

No wonder she never shows up around here any more.
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Re: NYBB

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:10 am

She was quite a looker as I remember...FSM knows how she got PG as a child. :haha:
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Re: NYBB

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:32 pm

black bart wrote:She was quite a looker as I remember...FSM knows how she got PG as a child. :haha:

Didn't DTH have something to do with that??? :guilty:
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Re: NYBB

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:06 pm

TwistedSister wrote:
black bart wrote:She was quite a looker as I remember...FSM knows how she got PG as a child. :haha:

Didn't DTH have something to do with that??? :guilty:

If she had known about DTH before she had PG, she never would have had any kids at all.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: NYBB

Postby Capellini on Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:39 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
TwistedSister wrote:
black bart wrote:She was quite a looker as I remember...FSM knows how she got PG as a child. :haha:

Didn't DTH have something to do with that??? :guilty:

If she had known about PG before she had PG, she never would have had any kids at all.


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Re: NYBB

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:49 pm

I'd watch it there. Mum could crush you like a bug.
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Re: NYBB

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:10 am

PantyGnawer wrote:I'd watch it there. Mum could crush you like a bug.
*Insert sexist joke here*

I'd make the joke myself, but I don't like the idea of getting crushed electronically.
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Re: NYBB

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:52 am

Bah...I've lost interest in your mum now anyway. I've just challenged Pieces to a Mud Wrestling contest (in the Epic role playin battle thingy).
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Re: NYBB

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:36 pm

black bart wrote:I've just challenged Pieces to a Mud Wrestling contest (in the Epic role playin battle thingy).


Damn.

*shuffles over to ERPBG thread*
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-- Philip K Dick

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Re: NYBB

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:39 pm

Speaking of Neff Yoo, where's the little runt been hiding? Don't tell me under PON's skirt either.
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