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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:00 pm

Let's face it, life is too short but we don't realize it until it's too late.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:38 am

Life is too short for ironing. Especially as it adds to global warming and for what? So clothes can start the day flat. :grumpy:

farfalla wrote:life is too short for decaf

Ubi Dubius wrote:Life is too short for waiting.
And, I certainly agree on the decaf.


Yes, I suppose I could just give up coffee altogether; but without decaf, my life would almost certainly be even shorter! :drinking:

(Life is too short; but days seem much longer without real coffee, chocolate or motorcycling. :( )

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:35 am

Life's too short if you are a Pirate being chased by a hungry croc:

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:36 am

Life's too short not to throw clocks at the croc, although then you don't know how short life is due to a lack of time-telling equipment :?

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:49 am

Yes that's a good idea, but then after the croc's swallowed the clock life's too short to be panicking everytime you hear the ticking of a clock.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:47 am

black bart wrote:Yes that's a good idea, but then after the croc's swallowed the clock life's too short to be panicking everytime you hear the ticking of a clock.

That's a good story. Someone should write a book about it.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:08 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
black bart wrote:Yes that's a good idea, but then after the croc's swallowed the clock life's too short to be panicking everytime you hear the ticking of a clock.

That's a good story. Someone should write a book about it.

Good idea. Maybe they could work in some native americans and an orphan too?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:53 pm

daftbeaker wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:
black bart wrote:Yes that's a good idea, but then after the croc's swallowed the clock life's too short to be panicking everytime you hear the ticking of a clock.

That's a good story. Someone should write a book about it.

Good idea. Maybe they could work in some native americans and an orphan too?


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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:57 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Let's face it, life is too short but we don't realize it until it's too late.


I realize it and i'm not dead or dying.

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:59 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:
Nah, nobody would read anything that ridiculous. You might as well through in a fairy.

Would Neff Yoo with wings qualify??
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:11 pm

TwistedSister wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:
Nah, nobody would read anything that ridiculous. You might as well through in a fairy.

Would Neff Yoo with wings qualify??

Depends on how hard you throw him.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:15 pm

Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody...

From Ferris of course.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:50 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
TwistedSister wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:
Nah, nobody would read anything that ridiculous. You might as well through in a fairy.

Would Neff Yoo with wings qualify??

Depends on how hard you throw him.

If we're allowed to throw him to the crocodile I reckon it would work. Form an orderly queue :wink:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:09 pm

Post your Nef Yoo BB being eaten by a crocodile emoticons here:

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:35 am

black bart wrote:Yes that's a good idea, but then after the croc's swallowed the clock life's too short to be panicking everytime you hear the ticking of a clock.


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