Life is too short for . . .

[TwistedSister]

Let's face it, life is too short but we don't realize it until it's too late.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Life is too short for ironing. Especially as it adds to global warming and for what? So clothes can start the day flat.

life is too short for decaf

Life is too short for waiting.
And, I certainly agree on the decaf.

Yes, I suppose I could just give up coffee altogether; but without decaf, my life would almost certainly be even shorter!

(Life is too short; but days seem much longer without real coffee, chocolate or motorcycling. )

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[black bart]

Life's too short if you are a Pirate being chased by a hungry croc:

[daftbeaker]

Life's too short not to throw clocks at the croc, although then you don't know how short life is due to a lack of time-telling equipment

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[black bart]

Yes that's a good idea, but then after the croc's swallowed the clock life's too short to be panicking everytime you hear the ticking of a clock.

[Roy Hunter]

Yes that's a good idea, but then after the croc's swallowed the clock life's too short to be panicking everytime you hear the ticking of a clock.

That's a good story. Someone should write a book about it.

[daftbeaker]

Yes that's a good idea, but then after the croc's swallowed the clock life's too short to be panicking everytime you hear the ticking of a clock.

That's a good story. Someone should write a book about it.

Good idea. Maybe they could work in some native americans and an orphan too?

[Ubi Dubius]

Yes that's a good idea, but then after the croc's swallowed the clock life's too short to be panicking everytime you hear the ticking of a clock.

That's a good story. Someone should write a book about it.

Good idea. Maybe they could work in some native americans and an orphan too?

Nah, nobody would read anything that ridiculous. You might as well through in a fairy.

[Scott the Pirate]

Let's face it, life is too short but we don't realize it until it's too late.

I realize it and i'm not dead or dying.

Loki:
"Find some man, find some woman, that you can connect with . . . even for a moment, 'cause that's really all that life is, Sister. It's a series of moments." (from Dogma)

[TwistedSister]

Nah, nobody would read anything that ridiculous. You might as well through in a fairy.

Would Neff Yoo with wings qualify??

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Nah, nobody would read anything that ridiculous. You might as well through in a fairy.

Would Neff Yoo with wings qualify??

Depends on how hard you throw him.

[Scott the Pirate]

Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody...

From Ferris of course.

[daftbeaker]

Nah, nobody would read anything that ridiculous. You might as well through in a fairy.

Would Neff Yoo with wings qualify??

Depends on how hard you throw him.

If we're allowed to throw him to the crocodile I reckon it would work. Form an orderly queue

[Roy Hunter]

Post your Nef Yoo BB being eaten by a crocodile emoticons here:

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[pieces o'nine]

Yes that's a good idea, but then after the croc's swallowed the clock life's too short to be panicking everytime you hear the ticking of a clock.

...I can tell by the old croc on the wall, that it's time to...