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I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
by black bart on Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:31 am
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:30 am
PantyGnawer wrote:You shut up! Hitting points more than once is a part of my grand strategy.
F5
Ha! Missed me. I see your strategy forming now, it looks like you're trying to drown me by splashing all the water onto my ships! It won't work! It's only fake water!!
D5!!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
by TwistedSister on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:39 am
Somehow if it wasn't for the whole electricity and water thing, I can picture the two of them, each in their own tubs, moving their little toy boats around, splashing with glee when they make a hit. (not a pretty picture) 
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
by pieces o'nine on Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:43 pm
black bart wrote:Bloody War Mongers!
All together now...
All we are saying is give Pieces a chance.
Blast you all!!
We are in the midst of a blizzard and others in the house have dragged out an actual Battleship™ game.
I will be forced to play after supper.
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:03 pm
PantyGnawer wrote:Miss
E6
Missed!
B9!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
by PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:17 pm
Are ye shur yer eyepatch be on the roight eye? Ye couldn't hit Big Brenda in a one room buffet.
Missss!
D7
Missss!
D7
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:20 pm
Steeeerike! Swingin like that ye couldnae hit the broad side of a barn wi' the broad side of a barn!
E8!!
E8!!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
by PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:33 pm
You call yourself an admiral? Maybe you should find the guy who's swabbing the poop deck and bring him up to the cabin to take your shots for you.
C3
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:47 pm
Bastard!! Swine!! Lowlife!!! Vile thing!!! 
!!! You hit me!
F4!!!!
!!! You hit me!F4!!!!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
by PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:51 pm
heh heh
Misss!!!
D3
Misss!!!
D3
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:55 pm
ARRRGHHH!!! You sunk my PT boat!!! 
I7
I7
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
by PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:59 pm
Yes! That's the hardest one to find!
As ususal, Misssssssss!
G6
As ususal, Misssssssss!
G6
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:03 pm
And a missosaurus rex to you, too!
A1!
A1!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!
by PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:07 pm
You think I'd be stupid enough to put it there? What kind of idiot do you take me for?
H8
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