I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:03 pm

Again you miss, slimy one!!

C7!!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:16 pm

We are not amused! You shall pay for your insolence!

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:19 pm

(Miss? Moi? WTF??)

J1 is miss, Amelican dog.

*polishes crystal ball with sleeve*

I3! Take that!!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:51 pm

You fail miserably.


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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:04 pm

ARGH!! I'm hit!!! Man the lifeboats!!

C3
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:09 pm

Mi Mi Miiiii Mi. Mi Mi Miiii Mi. Hey hey hey Miiiiii iiiiiis.


Ahhhh the first of many death knells to come!




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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:26 pm

Missed again, ye underfed tennis racquet!

G6!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:30 pm

no no. Nutin!



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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:36 pm

Argh argh argh!! Hit!!!

F1!!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:47 pm

i rocked yer ship so hard your turtle is falling off the back seat!

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:58 pm

Hit again!! Dammit, why won't this blasted boat move!!

A5!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:21 am

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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:38 am

Ye drunken fool! Ye've already missed me once at G4! D'ye think I don't know yer guns is rusted stuck an' kin only aim one way? Fire a diffrent gun!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:56 am

You shut up! Hitting points more than once is a part of my grand strategy.



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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:42 am

Shall we make this a championship? Losers disqualified, winners move on to other players. A traditional championship format, you know, the pyramid-y type.

Winner gets a fancy title or something? A special name colour?

Can we have an official forum for battleship? It could be fuuuuun!
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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