an' oim all rite
i plundar all nite
an' pillij all day
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TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:57 pm
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by pieces o'nine on Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:38 pm
Aye, that oi duz, an ye best show me sum respeck, loike, young Nef Yoo!
These pyrate boots arrrgh mayde fer walkin, an one ov these dayes these boots arrrgh gonna walk awl ovver ye!
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Ye also 'as thee stommick ov Chow Mein, Auntie!
TPBM 'as notissed sum ov Auntie's ovver hadmirabull koala teas.
These pyrate boots arrrgh mayde fer walkin, an one ov these dayes these boots arrrgh gonna walk awl ovver ye!
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Auntie Blackbeard wrote:I may be jus a slip of a wench but I has the beard of a King
Ye also 'as thee stommick ov Chow Mein, Auntie!
TPBM 'as notissed sum ov Auntie's ovver hadmirabull koala teas.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:41 pm
'n' oi ree-fuses t' menchin 'em hin ree-speckatickle conversay-shun (oi 'ad wunna dose wunce, reelly oi did! 'twas inne da fall uv '07 'n' oi wuz drunk as a lord..)
TPBM 'as nivver play'ed " 'ide da marlin spyke" wif Chlorella D'Vile (Pirgella's saucy yoonger seestah)
TPBM 'as nivver play'ed " 'ide da marlin spyke" wif Chlorella D'Vile (Pirgella's saucy yoonger seestah)
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:33 am
Nay, but oi's played it wif Cholera D'Vile, an' that weren't fun at awl.
TPBM 'as cholera roight dis minit.
TPBM 'as cholera roight dis minit.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by black bart on Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:18 am
pieces o'nine wrote:Aye, that oi duz, an ye best show me sum respeck, loike, young Nef Yoo!
These pyrate boots arrrgh mayde fer walkin, an one ov these dayes these boots arrrgh gonna walk awl ovver ye!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Auntie Blackbeard wrote:I may be jus a slip of a wench but I has the beard of a King
Ye also 'as thee stommick ov Chow Mein, Auntie!
TPBM 'as notissed sum ov Auntie's ovver hadmirabull koala teas.
Hactually it were thee stomach o Black bart on that hocashun...tee hee hee...burp!
I larf in thee face of infectious diseases an tweak thee nose of buboes an boils...it be spellin wot worries me!
TPBM has got a dead rat in his/her underpants...at least I hope so for the smell comin out o them!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:48 pm
Troo dat, bruddah Bart..oi wuz transportin' itte t'yer 'umble abode sowse ye'd 'ave a likkle summat t' adde t'da cheesie-yshe goop wot ye carrie abaht in yerowne nappies..
TPBM wylle naow washe 'is/'er screene wif Dettol/Lysol t' stoppe hinfek-chunne bye asso-seay-chunne..
TPBM wylle naow washe 'is/'er screene wif Dettol/Lysol t' stoppe hinfek-chunne bye asso-seay-chunne..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:14 pm
Wot a lye !
I juss hadda baff morin tree yeers ego !
TPBM has rusty canon balls !
I juss hadda baff morin tree yeers ego !
TPBM has rusty canon balls !
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:49 pm
TA awfy fer keepynge an eie onnem, bruddah Will 
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TPBM wylle naow scroobe mee rustie cannon ballz wit' a loofah..
..TPBM wylle naow scroobe mee rustie cannon ballz wit' a loofah..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by black bart on Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:06 am
hic Shcrubbedy scrub scrub...hic ooohhh burstin fer a tinkle....Sorry about dat TPBM
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:37 pm
RrRRRRRrrrrrOil
ya fer dat !TPBM haz me ole dyper fer a bandanda !
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:13 am
Oi dun wear it, o' coarse.
TPBM duz.
TPBM duz.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by black bart on Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:34 am
Up yours Boot shagger...I has enough trubble wiv me down below areas wivout gettin Nef Yoo's shite all over me bonce!
TPBM prefers Pampers.
TPBM prefers Pampers.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:41 pm
too bloody ryghte, mate an'
TPBM buys mee us'ed wunz fer t'strayne thar soupe..
TPBM buys mee us'ed wunz fer t'strayne thar soupe..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:54 pm
Yargh, an' they mek good hats too.
TPBMbe finkin' o' hats maide outta johnnies rogiht noo.
TPBMbe finkin' o' hats maide outta johnnies rogiht noo.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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