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Life is to short not to enjoy it as much as possible.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:34 pm
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:56 am
Life is too short for posting in the "Life is too short for..." thread.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Elvalia on Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:59 am
Life is too short for grudges.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by daftbeaker on Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:04 pm
Life is too short for fashion.
Also pineapples, grapefruit, timer-recording on DVD players or anything else that requires more effort to get working than than they are worth, in pleasure, time or achievement.
Also pineapples, grapefruit, timer-recording on DVD players or anything else that requires more effort to get working than than they are worth, in pleasure, time or achievement.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Elvalia on Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:09 pm
Life isn't nearly short enough to keep me from eating grapefruit!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Ubi Dubius on Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:27 pm
Oh, Daftbeaker, life is too short to NOT eat pineapple. One of the best things about visiting Hawaii was having fresh pineapple everyday. 
Life is too short for diet and exercise. In fact, without diet and exercise, it's even shorter!
Life is too short for diet and exercise. In fact, without diet and exercise, it's even shorter!
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Elvalia on Fri Mar 20, 2009 3:52 pm
Life is too short for fear, and it's too short for hesitation.
TwistedSister wrote:El is everyone's buddy.
Ubi Dubius wrote:Evilvalia!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by TwistedSister on Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:37 pm
Life is too short for waiting 21 yrs for a new kitchen.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
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* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Ubi Dubius on Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:52 pm
We have a new kitchen. Unfortunately, it was new in 1986.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by farfalla on Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:14 pm
life is too short for decaf
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"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
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"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
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Silk 'n mind
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Ubi Dubius on Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:55 pm
Life is too short for waiting.
And, I certainly agree on the decaf.
And, I certainly agree on the decaf.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by pieces o'nine on Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:28 pm
Geoffrey Chaucer wrote:The lyfe so short, the craft so long to lerne,
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by black bart on Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:22 am
and William Caxton spaketh:
The worshipful father and first founder and embellisher of ornate eloquence in our English, I mean Master Geoffrey Chaucer, if only his tales were not so long, verily as long winded as a Pyrate Tale, for life is but shorte and I have not an apple macce”
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by Scott the Pirate on Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:01 pm
Life is too short for wasting time in church.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .
by daftbeaker on Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:57 pm
Life is too short to not spend a day just sitting in the sun.
Also, estate agents, bank adverts and double glazing salesmen.
Also, estate agents, bank adverts and double glazing salesmen.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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