Vote for Farfalla!

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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:20 pm

Capellini wrote:I would be amazed if someone were able to steal Ken's title from him.


In all honesty...you're probably right...there hasn't been much competition up to now.
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:29 pm

black bart wrote:
Capellini wrote:I would be amazed if someone were able to steal Ken's title from him.


In all honesty...you're probably right...there hasn't been much competition up to now.

My brother in law could make Ken look like a particularly conservative nun, but he doesn't play internet bloggsies. I have seen what happens when a telemarketer calls his house and he has the time to play. He never swears, doesn't raise his voice, doesn't threaten violence. But inevitably the telemarketer will put their supervisor on, who will end up hanging up on him because he makes them feel so dirty. It's like watching a fine ballet.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:31 pm

Get him on here now...if only to teach me how to deal with telemarketers.
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:47 pm

Sweet little old lady voice, get them to relax by asking a couple of more or less standard questions, then start persistently asking about their clothing, their underwear -- I once heard him getting all deep-breathy asking about some poor girl's shoe size. You never know what he's going to come up with. He's an extremely funny guy, has caused me to completely lose it in public places more than once.
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("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:41 am

You could catch him out by phoning him up pretending to be a telemarketer and playing along with his little game and turning the tables on him. Not that he deserves that treatment, what he's doing is just and worthy of the highest honour.
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:46 am

Shirley, you've heard this prank on a telemarketer, right?
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby thelastpirate on Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:33 pm

Impersonating a police officer over a telephone is still a crime, you know.
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby Rainswept on Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:39 pm

Capellini wrote:I would be amazed if someone were able to steal Ken's title from him.


Amazed... or horrified and disgusted? :wink:
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby ken worley on Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:06 pm

Rainswept wrote:
Capellini wrote:I would be amazed if someone were able to steal Ken's title from him.


Amazed...more or horrified and disgusted? :wink:



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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:50 am

ken worley wrote:
Rainswept wrote:
Capellini wrote:I would be amazed if someone were able to steal Ken's title from him.


Amazed... or more horrified and disgusted? :wink:



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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:04 pm

Hay !

Wharrrrrre be ye nu memmers ?!

Ye be a loud vote doan ye nose ?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH !

We never seam ta git mooring twunny odd votes in 'ere .
C'mon ye noobs , git offin ye buttocks an' click a monikarr fer Faralla .
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Re: Vote for Farfalla!

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:13 pm

I voted, but I'm not new: I was old before I got here.
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