The Coolness Test

[Tigger_the_Wing]

No - embrace the dorkness! Cool may fade, but geekiness and nerditude last forever!

Woohoo Sistah! (I really need to make that 'high five' emoticon!)

Besides, being a geeky nerd makes me cool - to my kids' and grandkids' geeky nerd friends!

[Edd]

No - embrace the dorkness! Cool may fade, but geekiness and nerditude last forever!

Woohoo Sistah! (I really need to make that 'high five' emoticon!)

Besides, being a geeky nerd makes me cool - to my kids' and grandkids' geeky nerd friends!

Geeky and Nerdy are the new Cool and Hot.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

oim so cool thet alla fleet wanna thro me inna fire

[Scott the Pirate]

Geeky and Nerdy are the new Cool and Hot.

"Nerdy Schoolgirl"

nuff said.

[Ubi Dubium]

oim so cool thet alla fleet wanna thro me inna fire

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're so cool that the other pirates store their beer in you, etc. etc. Sorry, you're not allowed to be cool until you're out of training pants.

[pieces o'nine]

oim so cool thet alla fleet wanna thro me inna fire

Yarrrgh - ye be so cool cos Capn Cronan set ye adrift inna hopen boat in thee Nor'west Passij wen 'e got tyred of yer commanmints.

[black bart]

Arrgh I was in de presence o Cap'n Cronan onlee last noight on account o the weekly hadmiral Benbow quiz. Cronan always gets the music questions about boy bands right so I asked him if he thought Nef Yoo BB moight be good material fer a Boy Band...I fink mentioning our good Nef Yoo moight ave set him on edge...

After he'd smashed up the hentire bar an all the tankards an chairs he calmed down a bit to gently throttlin one o thee pub cats...he said:

"N Sink" be lookin fer a new member but onlee if his voice aint broke yet an he aint under contract wiv the "Up the Backstreet Boys".

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh, oi 'ears as 'e's alreddy syned hup wiv "Noo Kiddes on thee Plank".

[PantyGnawer]

Aye. If we leev em in the sun fer a week er two and git sum color on em ee kin maebe joyn "Cabin Boys to Men".