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I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:16 am

Come on TurtleHolmes. Show me whatcha got!

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Instructions:

Draw two 10x10 grids. Number the top row 1-10 and letter the side column A-J.

On one of the grids place your ships. The following are the ships and the number of blocks they must occupy:

PT Boat- 2
Submarine-3
Destroyer-3
Battleship-4
Aircraft Carrier-5

Mark my hits and misses on this grid and mark your hits and misses on the other.

If you get a hit you get to go again. The game is over when all of one person's ships are sunk.

Play fair and keep a copy of your original grid.

My ships have been placed.

You may take the first shot
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:43 am

I'll take you.

Ready? E5.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:45 am

Miss.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:48 am

Miss.

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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:49 am

Miss.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:50 am

Miss.

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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:52 am

Miss.

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I shall crush you!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:55 am

Hit. Damn you!

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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:58 am

Hit! You scurvey scheister blaggard! I see you are opening with Cronans Gambit. I warn you that it won't work!

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:03 am

Hit! This may be your second, but you're far from succeeding, scurvy lanlubberin' blaggard!

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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:06 am

Hit. Arrrrgggghhhhh!

Man yer lifeboats if ye knows whuts good fer ya!


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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:11 am

Hit. I shall grind your bones into mincemeat!

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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:14 am

Ha! Miss.

E9 should send yer bones 20 leagues down!
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:17 am

Hit. Not sunk yet!

B3.

EDIT: I'll be back in ten minutes. Maybe an hour, maybe tomorrow. Depends how things go after I've had a shower.
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Re: I challenge DTH to a game of BATTLESHIP!

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:21 am

You sunk my Submarine.

Yer Carrier shall do as retribution!

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