Yarr, who tolde ye aboot that! Ye's got a spy in me hop-arr-ashin, ain't ye?
TPBM be three-fourfs bilgewatarr, wun-fourf banana.
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TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:03 am
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:47 am
an' oi bee Albert soddin' Einstein in com-perry-sun to TPBM..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Hippie Pirate on Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:36 am
Well at lest I 'avn't lost me leg thrice loike TPBM!
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Rev Points at the moment = 4
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by black bart on Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:45 am
Arrrgh...I has given thee himpresshun o avin 3 legs...hespecially when Miss March comes a ridin by!
TPBM is tryin out his plank fer twangyness.
TPBM is tryin out his plank fer twangyness.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:09 am
On ye Cabin Boy.
TPBM be Bart's Cabin Boy, FSM 'elp him (oar her)
TPBM be Bart's Cabin Boy, FSM 'elp him (oar her)
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:39 pm
an' hitte wuz da safest jobbe onne 'is shippe, too! (inne 'is yoonger daze, Bruddah Bart wuz knowne as "Ol' Knotte-'ole Ab-oozer".. 
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TPBM shippe sayles mos'lie inne 'is/'er tubbe (knowne as da "Scourge uv da Rubbah Duckie Fleet")
)TPBM shippe sayles mos'lie inne 'is/'er tubbe (knowne as da "Scourge uv da Rubbah Duckie Fleet")
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by black bart on Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:48 am
Aye tis true, as anyone got any spare batteries fer me cannon...them duckies are gettin the upper hand/flipper.
TPBM is jealous o me Resident Weevil badge.
TPBM is jealous o me Resident Weevil badge.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:57 am
An' ye're jellus o' me bein Petarr Sellarrs.
TPBM be Clouseau's Protege's Protege.
TPBM be Clouseau's Protege's Protege.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:07 pm
an me foist comanmint be
fetch me sum clews !
tpbm hasa wee liddle lolly
fetch me sum clews !
tpbm hasa wee liddle lolly
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by pieces o'nine on Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:52 pm
Yarrrgh, thet were troo huntil oi trayded 'im in fer a bettar cabbin bouy.
TPBM agrees thet Nef Yoo coodint fynde sum clews wiv bofe 'ands, a mappe wiv a big red hex onnit, an a parrot.
TPBM agrees thet Nef Yoo coodint fynde sum clews wiv bofe 'ands, a mappe wiv a big red hex onnit, an a parrot.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:10 am
Nor if they was paynted purple an' dancin' aroond nekkid elso.
TPBM paynted 'emselfs purple.
TPBM paynted 'emselfs purple.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by black bart on Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:40 am
Arrr indeed I did...I painted meself an me hentire shype purple an then we crashed into anuvver shype what was painted red...we were marooned!
Blame Clouseau fer given me the lead into that joke.
TPBM knows an even worse joke aboot shypes, irishmen, welshmen...insert subject...wot will get him/her banned from the Benbow Chuckle Club.
Blame Clouseau fer given me the lead into that joke.
TPBM knows an even worse joke aboot shypes, irishmen, welshmen...insert subject...wot will get him/her banned from the Benbow Chuckle Club.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:31 pm
Yarr, an' proude uvvit, too!! da BCC iz onlie fitte fer sympyltonnes loike da TPBM..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by Auntie Blackbeard on Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:04 am
I may be jus a slip of a wench but I has the beard of a King
TPBM onlee lasted alf a minute on stage at The Benbow Chuckle Club
TPBM onlee lasted alf a minute on stage at The Benbow Chuckle Club
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
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Re: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
by black bart on Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:09 am
Arrgh, the blaggards...boo me orf the stage would they...they don't happreciate proper comedy actin if ye arsks me...twas me best rendition of The Dead Parrot Sketch hever.
TPBM is a Lumberjack Pirate
TPBM is a Lumberjack Pirate
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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