This was created using nothing but photoshop. I think it's pretty good...
A few different variations of the same FSM:
O FSM, ooh, You are so big, So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Forgive us, O FSM, for this, our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery, but you are so strong and, well, just so super fantastic.
I like your "I'd really rather you didn'ts". I could print that and laminate it, then blu-tack it up on the walls of church halls when nobody's looking.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks. "To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine. "One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln. "If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.