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Postby DaveL on Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:56 pm

Wow this one is just pure poetry.

A monster power that she will hardly handle.

It sounds like an add for Tranformers :D
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:26 pm

Isn't that a Black Crow's song?
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Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:17 am

PantyGnawer wrote:Isn't that a Black Crow's song?

Otis Redding, you philistine!

Sheesh, kids...
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Postby ken worley on Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:03 pm

And the 'Dead, betwix't 'em....Too clever, our younger members...said the spiders, watching the flies....


Last ad I saw simply read, "Be like ken worley....Get yerself a bus-sized 'driver'..."


I disregarded it as redundant, and probably a drug-induced hallucination of optimistic proportions.
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Postby black bart on Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:19 am

Just got this one at the office:

Homer Burger followed by dodgy e mail address:

Women will be asking you for your telephone number when they see your bulge.
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Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:22 pm

Women will give you the stars from the sky to sleep with you.
You never know how your partner feels when you are small.
Your little friend down there is too young to retire.
What you've got in your pants is only good for visiting toilets.

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Postby black bart on Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:52 am

ken worley wrote:And the 'Dead, betwix't 'em....Too clever, our younger members...said the spiders, watching the flies....


Last ad I saw simply read, "Be like ken worley....Get yerself a bus-sized 'driver'..."


I disregarded it as redundant, and probably a drug-induced hallucination of optimistic proportions.



Now we know who's writing these 'Enlargement Adds!' :haha:
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Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:17 am

Geodon (Ziprasidone) is used to treat severe mental disorders. Buy it here.

Well, at least they're targeting their market a bit better...
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Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:08 am

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Postby DaveL on Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:19 am

This one made it to my trash bin his morning...

Less than 7 inches is just plain embarrasing

That would take care of at least 97% of us (including women)
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Postby black bart on Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:28 am

DaveL wrote:This one made it to my trash bin his morning...

Less than 7 inches is just plain embarrasing

That would take care of at least 97% of us (including women)


I got three this morning at the office:

1. Discover the hidden secret of pornstars
2. Boost your sweet couch experience with relef of yellow pill (spelling unchanged).
3. Miley hot home video...last two days of sale.

I could do with some relef. :lech:
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Postby daftbeaker on Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:26 am

black bart wrote:1. Discover the hidden secret of pornstars

Is it something to do with yoghurt curing thrush?
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Postby black bart on Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:52 am

daftbeaker wrote:
black bart wrote:1. Discover the hidden secret of pornstars

Is it something to do with yoghurt curing thrush?


Talking of pornstars, I got plenty of wood over the weekend...

I'm doing some timber decking. :shrug:
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Postby Your Humble Fabulous on Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:04 am

There's a feminist line of thought which would suggest this is all very offensive towards all men and women, everyone really. Offensive to men in that it suggests your identity and and power is based around the size of your penis, and without a big penis you're not masculine. Offensive to women because in our dichotomous gender identity culture there is only one alternative to not being masculine, which is to be feminine. That means if you have a small penis, you're not masculine (read: you're feminine) and that is bad. That supports stricter gender roles, promoting the idea that only men should be masculine and only women should be feminine. Due to the nature of power seeking, aggressive masculinity and the nature of meek, subservient and obedient femininity, women end up getting oppressed.

tl;dr penis pill ads support domestic violence
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Postby daftbeaker on Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:09 am

Your Humble Fabulous wrote:there is only one alternative to not being masculine, which is to be feminine.

No, the alternative to not being masculine is being masculine. Double negatives aren't no good for uneasy reading.

Also, there is a masculinist line of thought that if the only thing feminists now have to complain about is Kolaloka lemonade then maybe they should stop being feminists and join Amnesty. No offence intended, this post should not be taken seriously :wink:
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