Fromme annuvver fread, melads, be the moste imp-whore-taint piese o' data since, werll, ever.
We be in-floo-hencin the globawl tempharachure!
A round o' Captain's Deloight wit Brasso Chasers on me at the Benbow!
Lemme be the latest ta contribhyoot:YAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.