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Ongoing Pun Competition
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Roy Hunter on Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:43 am
Just ignore him, Bart, he's trying to get your goat with his gruff behaviour. I would suggest smacking him about a bit with your billy-club, but with this nanny-state you'd probably end up doing community service, trip-trapping over a bridge or something...
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by black bart on Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:30 am
Arrr ye've got me there...Alpaca me bags!
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:51 am
If you use another pun like that again I'll have to kidd you.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Roy Hunter on Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:01 am
Is it just me, or are things getting a bit hostile here? I can feel the tension mountain... bu-dum CHH!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by TwistedSister on Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:55 am
You guys are baaaaaaaaaaad!
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:39 pm
Yeah, but the ramifications of all these comments may prove to be bunnyficial in the long run..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:54 pm
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakened, sat up, and demanded to know what was going on.
"I'm about to close,' the surgeon said.
The patient grabbed the surgeon's hand and said, "I'm not going to let you do that! I'll close my own incision!"
The doctor handed him the thread and said, "Suture self".
"I'm about to close,' the surgeon said.
The patient grabbed the surgeon's hand and said, "I'm not going to let you do that! I'll close my own incision!"
The doctor handed him the thread and said, "Suture self".
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by black bart on Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:42 am
Talking about Doctors...I've just heard what Dr Who likes to have with his Pizza...Dalek Bread.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by farfalla on Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:47 am
bb - is it true you have 2 children? - when together do you call them the 'bartlett pair'?
for those who do not have them in your country -
http://www.usapears.com/pears/varieties ... rtlett.asp
for those who do not have them in your country -
http://www.usapears.com/pears/varieties ... rtlett.asp
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
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"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by black bart on Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:06 am
farfalla wrote:bb - is it true you have 2 children? - when together do you call them the 'bartlett pair'?
for those who do not have them in your country -
http://www.usapears.com/pears/varieties ... rtlett.asp
No love, when together I'm usually calling them ***@@@£******ing bleep bleep ****@@!!!!!!!! QUIET!
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Edd on Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:24 pm
In honor of the recent holiday, I thought I'd resurrect this thread.
Next Easter, I think I’ll fill some eggs with con-fettuccine. My humor is sometimes too subtle, however; I wonder if my family will get the yolk. Oh, well, no-bunny appreciates great artists in their own lifetime. Even my ‘Face-Palm Sunday’ failed to make an impression despite my best efforts.
Next Easter, I think I’ll fill some eggs with con-fettuccine. My humor is sometimes too subtle, however; I wonder if my family will get the yolk. Oh, well, no-bunny appreciates great artists in their own lifetime. Even my ‘Face-Palm Sunday’ failed to make an impression despite my best efforts.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:13 pm
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by black bart on Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:29 am
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
Are you sure it was an optical Aleutian? Just a minute...Alaska (oh no...I've killed the thread again
).The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by Roy Hunter on Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:07 am
black bart wrote:ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
Are you sure it was an optical Aleutian? Just a minute...Alaska (oh no...I've killed the thread again
Jamaica 'nother mess of it, Bart? I'm off before it gets any worse. Abyssinia!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition
by black bart on Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:42 am
Well I'll see ya later Roy, me old China, I'm not going anywhere...oh yes, I'm going to Romania...or was it Jakarta?
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