DONG
Thousands flee the newly-trendy Portsmouth Harbour "Water'sedge Cozynooks" to avoid expected terrestrial/marine upheavals on the 13th inst.
One local resident stopped fleeing long enough to state:"Loose lips may sinke shippes, but when Cronan walks by, tha shippes roll ower loike puppies wantin' theer toomies tyckled.."
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:07 pm
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:07 am
DONG
Hawaiian drillers unleash the power of a volcano...beer volcano next step?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7780873.stm
Hawaiian drillers unleash the power of a volcano...beer volcano next step?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7780873.stm
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:56 pm
DONG!
Local man Dan leaps into volcano, after hearing a rumour that it was full of beer.
Local man Dan leaps into volcano, after hearing a rumour that it was full of beer.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:13 am
DONG
Bart's Party photos published in PlayBilge...more shocking than last years Hell Fire Club exclusive.
Bart's Party photos published in PlayBilge...more shocking than last years Hell Fire Club exclusive.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:11 am
DONG...
Captain Cronan appears on BBC TV...more details later.
Captain Cronan appears on BBC TV...more details later.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:33 am
DONG!
Captain Cronan's DONG seen on BBC4, thousands flee Portsmouth.
Captain Cronan's DONG seen on BBC4, thousands flee Portsmouth.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:38 am
DONG
Fleeing of thousands from the south coast threatens to raise coastline several feet.
DONG
Fortunately, it is found that Captain Cronan's...
DONG
... weighs enough to balance the landmass.
Fleeing of thousands from the south coast threatens to raise coastline several feet.
DONG
Fortunately, it is found that Captain Cronan's...
DONG
... weighs enough to balance the landmass.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:46 am
DONG, here are some photos of Cap'n Cronan speaking to actor Kevin Whately at the Public Records office:
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:13 am
DONG!
Old posters have been spotted in Portsmouth of late. Be on the lookout for the God of Hox and Pox EarthRise, the notorious outlaw Teripie and Reverend Rowan Redbeard the Finicky.
If you see any of these felons, be sure to report it to your nearest pub to be offered a drink and a meal for your efforts.
Old posters have been spotted in Portsmouth of late. Be on the lookout for the God of Hox and Pox EarthRise, the notorious outlaw Teripie and Reverend Rowan Redbeard the Finicky.
If you see any of these felons, be sure to report it to your nearest pub to be offered a drink and a meal for your efforts.
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So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:12 am
DONG...
Apologies to all from the Black Spot...the blaggard's got himself cut orf from the www by Scumsoft Security Services.
Apologies to all from the Black Spot...the blaggard's got himself cut orf from the www by Scumsoft Security Services.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:28 am
DONG!
Portsmouth residents warmly welcome The Black Spot's absence, are actually rather relieved.
Portsmouth residents warmly welcome The Black Spot's absence, are actually rather relieved.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:49 am
DONG:
...and now over to our live broadcast in Queensland where a Pirate is being chased by a Croc:
...and now over to our live broadcast in Queensland where a Pirate is being chased by a Croc:
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by Dan (dat haole dude) on Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:00 pm
DONG: Mila Jovovich last seen leaving P'mouth with sacksful of bikkies..Oh who will save my yummy biscuits from the Resident Weevil, now that Nef Yoo is back in the bilge??, she was heard to exclaim as she disappeared over the horizon
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten
by black bart on Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:03 am
DONGSH
Hic Burb ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Hic Burb ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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