My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

[Scott the Pirate]

I'm Scott and i'm addicted to insulin aspart injections.

That seems kinda important. I'm not sure that you should count that as an addiction.
It makes my own addictions to booze, nicotine, and hookers, seem rather flagrant.

It was meant to be tongue-in-cheek.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I have a new addiction: Order of the Stick. Not only me - both UbiDubiKids have also read all 600+ strips and can't wait for more. AAARRRGGHH!

My name is Alfred the Butler and I have developed the same addiction because of you. Damn you, Ubi Dubi.

I've also developed a curiosity to learn more about D&D. Damn you!

[Scott the Pirate]

I've also developed a curiosity to learn more about D&D. Damn you!

NOOOO!!!! Run away! Run away! It'll steal your soul! Don't you know that?

I hope that the following link to a pamphlet by chick publications will help.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

[Elvalia]

I've also developed a curiosity to learn more about D&D. Damn you!

NOOOO!!!! Run away! Run away! It'll steal your soul! Don't you know that?

We don't like things that steal souls? Then why do we keep Zank around?

[Scott the Pirate]

To edit our grammar of course!

[eats a lot]

MY name is eats a lot and I have an addiction to eating alo-I mean I have an addiction to not sleeping