I don't want to fight any dude with canines like that!
I've been asked if I'd had them 'filed'. Crazy thing is I wouldn't have been asked that unless some wackos out there actually do get that done. To each their own I guess...
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by blveinnthg on Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:41 pm
I've been asked if I'd had them 'filed'. Crazy thing is I wouldn't have been asked that unless some wackos out there actually do get that done. To each their own I guess...
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:32 pm
blveinnthg wrote:I don't want to fight any dude with canines like that!
I've been asked if I'd had them 'filed'. Crazy thing is I wouldn't have been asked that unless some wackos out there actually do get that done. To each their own I guess...
Oh, yeah.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:04 pm
I'll bet that dude gets all the chicks.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by Rainswept on Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:51 am
Well, I suppose there isn't much competition for necrophiliacs.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by Rainswept on Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:28 pm
This is Tori Praver. I'm at somewhat of a loss for adjectives that properly express just how attractive I find her.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by Ubi Dubium on Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:34 pm
Is that a soda can ring holding her bikini bottom on? I just absentmindedly broke one off a can of Diet Coke that looked just like it. I had never thought of it as a fashion accessory before.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by Ubi Dubius on Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:15 am
It's an easy open bottom.
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by ken worley on Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:24 pm
Ai-yai-yai...
She's too thin...
Where's the cushioning for those hipbones?...
For softening high-speed crashes of the regionas pelvicas?...
Stock up on band-aids and neosporin.
I counter your bruised and passive sun-bunny of carrot-stick-nibbling proportions with THIS>
Here's a picture I find more immediately engaging, and to my eye, a beautiful image, though a bit racy, if eye is tuned for coverage-limits, not gestalt.
I hesitate to post, fearing reprimand, but I find myself compelled to share, so will compromise with thumbnail size, and let those amongst you who find an elevation of the spirit in the unending and fascinating beauty of the female form, feel free to click at will..The pelvis-fretted and reactionary balance of you, please do not click, you are not allowed to look.
-k
PS..I am so glad that we are not limited to the criteria implied by the thread's title:
images of hermaphrodites only.
And I see our own fair nymph herself has logged in...miss cappelini ..
Care to shower in an outdoor glen for me?...I can afford a bar of soap and a disposable 35mm camera...
She's too thin...
Where's the cushioning for those hipbones?...
For softening high-speed crashes of the regionas pelvicas?...
Stock up on band-aids and neosporin.
I counter your bruised and passive sun-bunny of carrot-stick-nibbling proportions with THIS>
Here's a picture I find more immediately engaging, and to my eye, a beautiful image, though a bit racy, if eye is tuned for coverage-limits, not gestalt.
I hesitate to post, fearing reprimand, but I find myself compelled to share, so will compromise with thumbnail size, and let those amongst you who find an elevation of the spirit in the unending and fascinating beauty of the female form, feel free to click at will..The pelvis-fretted and reactionary balance of you, please do not click, you are not allowed to look.
-k
PS..I am so glad that we are not limited to the criteria implied by the thread's title:
images of hermaphrodites only.
And I see our own fair nymph herself has logged in...miss cappelini ..
Care to shower in an outdoor glen for me?...I can afford a bar of soap and a disposable 35mm camera...
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by Iamtoo on Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:58 pm
I'll see your sun bunnies
And raise you some extra cardiac activity to pump your blood back up to your brain
Yes it's the same supermodel (May Andersen). No, it's only about two years later. You probably couldn't recognize these models when they aren't posing.
And raise you some extra cardiac activity to pump your blood back up to your brain
Yes it's the same supermodel (May Andersen). No, it's only about two years later. You probably couldn't recognize these models when they aren't posing.
Humans are strange beings, you can catch monkeys with them.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by TwistedSister on Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:53 pm
I would have to say that many models, while attractive, aren't as beautiful without their make-up on and hair done.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by PKMKII on Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:06 pm
TwistedSister wrote:I would have to say that many models, while attractive, aren't as beautiful without their make-up on and hair done.
Or without this:
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by TwistedSister on Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:19 pm
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:27 am
I'll be a S.O.B. Worley's back. I figured for sure the perv patrol had locked him away.
H'lo, Ken.
H'lo, Ken.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:24 am
Typical Worley...posting that picture the size of a postage stamp...with my eye sight! 
Still, using my imagination I get this:
Still, using my imagination I get this:
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.
by ken worley on Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:09 am
It's a thumbnail, matey..click it....click it!...
Hey, ET....THen again, what is "back", anyway...?
Hey, ET....THen again, what is "back", anyway...?
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