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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:41 am

I've quite possibly posted her up before but here she is anyway, the gorgeous senioritta Penelope:

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Rainswept on Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:37 pm

black bart wrote:I've quite possibly posted her up before but here she is anyway, the gorgeous senioritta Penelope:


Oh my FSM you're SO lucky I don't have mod powers in this section anymore to swap your pic with this one...

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:48 pm

What a pig.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:08 am

Wasn't she in Lord of the Rings? Those hobbit girls are darn tasty.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:41 pm

black bart wrote:I've quite possibly posted her up before but here she is anyway, the gorgeous senioritta Penelope:

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby blveinnthg on Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:05 pm

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Yeah, so I put up a pick of my g/f and myself...you wanna fight about it!?
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby farfalla on Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:57 pm

okay, you two just might be too gorgeous a couple to be allowed to live
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:46 pm

farfalla wrote:okay, you two just might be too gorgeous a couple to be allowed to live

I'll call the ninjas.

"HEY! NINJAS!!"
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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-- Philip K Dick

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:29 pm

I don't want to fight any dude with canines like that!

No offense meant dude, but damn!
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:46 pm

Vampire. Must have sunblock on so he can come out in the daytime.
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-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:49 pm

He's got "vein" in his name, so........ yeah.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:22 am

Ha, that's nothing. You should see my canines!
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:27 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Ha, that's nothing. You should see my canines!


you wish...i've heard they're only "ca-eight-'n'-a-halves".. :D
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby farfalla on Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:51 am

this from the man who rinses with muriatic acid

teeth are highly overrated anyway - around here they pull them all out of anyone with more than 2 cavities and no insurance
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:36 pm

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